Subject: Places » World (Page 2)

I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.

(1942 – 2008) American author, producer, director & screenwriter

Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.

(1908 – 1965) American broadcast journalist & newscaster

I would say the world's in terrible shape, but I'm afraid the world would say, 'Look who's talking!'

(1943 – 1974) American singer (Mamas & Papas)

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor

If you think the world is against you – it doesn't necessarily mean that it isn't.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

What this world needs is a damned good plague.

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

(1894 – 1963) English writer

It is not a fragrant world.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter

Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

(1918 – 1990) American actress & singer

World: A place that was built in six days – and looks it.

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.

(1879 – 1964) British politician

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.

(the Science Guy) (1955 – ) American science educator, writer & scientist

The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

The world is a place that’s gone from being flat to round to crooked.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

The world is round; it has no point.

writer, humorist, columnist & speaker

The world is more complicated than most of our theories make it out to be.

I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor