Subject: Places » World (Page 2)

New Jersey is to America as America is to the world.

(1977 – ) American television producer, writer & comedian

All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

(1880 – 1964) Irish dramatist

I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

It is not a fragrant world.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

(1894 – 1963) English writer

It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.

(1888 – 1989) American composer & lyricist

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

What this world needs is a damned good plague.

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

The world is a place that’s gone from being flat to round to crooked.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Columbus went around the world in 1492; that isn’t a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

What this world needs is a damned good plague.

Baseball is the belly of society. Straighten out baseball and you'll straighten out the rest of the world.

American baseball pitcher

World: A place that was built in six days – and looks it.

Don't let the whole world come here and see our stuff; it just pisses them off.

television executive & comedian

Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

I would say the world's in terrible shape, but I'm afraid the world would say, 'Look who's talking!'

(1943 – 1974) American singer (Mamas & Papas)