Subject: Places » World (Page 2)

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

I would say the world's in terrible shape, but I'm afraid the world would say, 'Look who's talking!'

(1943 – 1974) American singer (Mamas & Papas)

The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

The world is round; it has no point.

writer, humorist, columnist & speaker

If you think the world is against you – it doesn't necessarily mean that it isn't.

Columbus went around the world in 1492; that isn’t a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.

(the Science Guy) (1955 – ) American science educator, writer & scientist

I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.

(1942 – 2008) American author, producer, director & screenwriter

Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

(1918 – 1990) American actress & singer

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.

(1888 – 1989) American composer & lyricist

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

(1894 – 1963) English writer

It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

The world is a place that’s gone from being flat to round to crooked.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there.

(1942 – ) Canadian politician

I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

Baseball is the belly of society. Straighten out baseball and you'll straighten out the rest of the world.

American baseball pitcher

Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.

(1908 – 1965) American broadcast journalist & newscaster