Subject: Problems » Accidents

The most delicate component will be dropped.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Things

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Accidents Entertainment Problems

The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is that you usually have to eat them.


Accidents Cooking Food/Drink Problems

If you can laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.

(1963 – ) television host & comedian
Accidents Alcohol Emotions Laughter

As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.

Accidents Age Beliefs Old

Accident: When presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.

Accidents Definitions Problems

Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Accidents Autos Things

Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.

Accidents Body Mind Problems

If we see light at the end of the tunnel, it’s the light of the oncoming train.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

When the water reaches the upper deck, follow the rats.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you break a cup or plate, it will not be the one that was already chipped or cracked.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

Stuff tends to break when it is loaned or borrowed.

Accidents Problems Things

The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.

Accidents Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Accidents Problems

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

actor, writer & editor
Accidents Problems War

You can always hit what you don't aim at.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

A child will not spill on a dirty floor.

Accidents Children

One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs – but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.

Accidents Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

They're funny things, accidents; you never have them till you're having them.

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne
Accidents Problems