Subject: Problems » Accidents (Page 3)

Accident: When presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.

Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an automobile accident, you begin to worry about history.

(1953 – ) comedian & actor

The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

If you can laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.

(1963 – ) television host & comedian

The most delicate component will be dropped.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet

Things always fall at right angles.

You can always hit what you don't aim at.

If we see light at the end of the tunnel, it’s the light of the oncoming train.

It's hard to describe what it's like to see a stock car flying through the air knowing it's going to land on top of you.

American auto racer

A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.

I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.

(1882 – 1941) English novelist, essayist, publisher & feminist

If you break a cup or plate, it will not be the one that was already chipped or cracked.

Accident: A thing that is caused by people, but often causes people.