Subject: Problems » Mistakes (Page 3)

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines.

(1867 – 1959) architect, interior designer, writer & educator

I have made mistakes, but have never made the mistake of claiming I never made one.

(1841 – 1918) publisher of the New York Herald

Experience: What causes a person to make new mistakes instead of the same old ones.

Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?

(1913 – 1994) 37th U.S. president

Any umpire who claims he has never missed a play is… well, an umpire.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

If you are going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

Assumption is the mother of the screw-up.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

God don't make no mistakes… that's how He got to be God.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

When a doctor makes a mistake, it's best to bury the subject.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

The toughest call an umpire has to make is not the half-swing; the toughest call is throwing a guy out of the game after you blew the hell out of the play.

American baseball umpire

To err is human; to really foul things up takes a computer.

Like most of those who study history, he [Napoleon III] learned from the mistakes of the past how to make new ones.

(1906 – 1990) British historian

Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.

A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years.

Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Some mistakes are too fun to make only once.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician