Subject: Problems » Mistakes (Page 4)

We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Never say “Oops” always say “Ah, interesting!”

To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer.

(1931 – ) television newscaster

We made too many wrong mistakes.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
Corollary: Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the boss is reading it.

It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

Don't ever make the same mistake twice, unless it pays.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

If a thing is done wrong often enough, it becomes right.

Like most of those who study history, he [Napoleon III] learned from the mistakes of the past how to make new ones.

(1906 – 1990) British historian

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

The effort expended by the bureaucracy in defending any error is in direct proportion to the size of the error.

Most bosses never lift a finger at work, unless it’s to point out something you did wrong.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.

(1943 – 1971) rock singer

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

All great discoveries are made by mistake

Corollary: The greater the funding, the longer it takes to make the mistake.

Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?

(1913 – 1994) 37th U.S. president

She had an unequaled gift of squeezing big mistakes into small opportunities.

(1843 – 1916) American-born writer