Subject: Problems (Page 13)

Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Failure Problems Success

I don’t have a solution, but I admire the problem.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Problems Situations

The solution to a problem changes the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)
Problems

If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are sure to get out of it.

Men Murphy’s Laws People Problems

A $300 picture tube will protect a 10¢ fuse by blowing first.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

First of all, I don't see America having problems.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
America Places Problems

There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling, and golf. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with golf.

Golf Problems Sports

If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.

Problems Proverbs

I get up and a button falls off… I pick up my briefcase and the handle falls off; I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
People Problems Self

I broke a leg one time… spilled coffee all over.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Accidents Problems

Failure has gone to his head.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Characteristics Failure Insults Problems

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

(1898 – 1981) actor, singer, songwriter & movie producer
Marriage Men Mistakes

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Characteristics Failure Success

Specialists are people who always repeat the same mistakes.

(1883 – 1969) German architect & founder of the Bauhaus School
Mistakes People Problems

Like trying to poke a cat out from under a porch with a wet rope.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer
Problems TV/Movie Quotes

The less you do, the less can go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Those who are most moral are farthest from the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

1. Nothing minor ever happens to a car on the weekend. 2. Nothing minor ever happens to a car on a trip. 3. Nothing minor ever happens to a car.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Problems

If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate.

Government Murphy’s Laws Problems