Subject: Problems (Page 17)

That’s one of the remarkable things about life… it’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
Life Problems

If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.

Problems Proverbs

Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

If a thing is done wrong often enough, it becomes right.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws

If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Success

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong, is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician
Failure Problems

Never go out to meet trouble; if you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you.

(1872 – 1933) 30th U.S. president
Problems

If we see light at the end of the tunnel, it’s the light of the oncoming train.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Mistakes Yogi-isms

When an elephant is in trouble even a frog will kick him.

Problems

When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

When you’ve made gravy under gunfire, you can do anything.

(1916 – 2000) English music hall performer, comedian & actor
Problems TV/Movie Quotes

If you're in a hole, stop digging.

Problems Situations

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Alcohol Food/Drink Life Problems

When you're in deep water it's a good idea to keep your mouth shut!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Problems Situations

To the man who only has a hammer, every problem starts looking like a nail.

(1908 – 1970) American professor of psychology
Problems

Everything put together sooner or later falls apart.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Even the youngest of us may be wrong sometimes.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Age Problems Young

Anytime you wish to demonstrate something, the number of faults is proportional to the number of viewers.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems

Success doesn’t teach as many lessons as failure does.


Failure Success

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Murphy’s Laws Problems