Subject: Problems (Page 25)

Success is a public affair; failure is a private funeral.

(1907 – 1976) American actress
Failure Success

When life gives you lemons, just say ‘Fuck the lemons’ and bail.

(1969 - ) American actor, comedian, & screenwriter
Life Problems TV/Movie Quotes

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

(1888 – 1965) British (US-born) critic, dramatist & poet
Communication People Problems

I get up and a button falls off… I pick up my briefcase and the handle falls off; I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
People Problems Self

A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.

Failure Murphy’s Laws

If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Death Mistakes Problems