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Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.
Third Law of Office Murphology
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Things
Machines
Repairmen
After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an automobile accident, you begin to worry about history.
Tim Allen
(1953 – ) comedian & actor
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When you’ve made gravy under gunfire, you can do anything.
Bill Waddington
(1916 – 2000) English music hall performer, comedian & actor
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As Percy Sugen in “Coronation Street”
Capabilities
Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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If you know something can go wrong, and take due precaution to prevent it, something else will go wrong.
Patry's Law
Murphy’s Laws
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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity… another man’s, I mean.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
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