Subject: Problems (Page 25)

There is always a way… and it usually doesn’t work.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

We still… cannot catch Osama bin Laden, but we nailed Martha Stewart's ass to the wall.

(1964 – ) American comedian & actor
Failure Government Law People

If you break a cup or plate, it will not be the one that was already chipped or cracked.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

Any umpire who claims he has never missed a play is… well, an umpire.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire
Baseball Mistakes Problems Sports

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

I don’t have a solution, but I admire the problem.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems

If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Death Mistakes Problems