Subject: Problems (Page 3)

Most projects require three hands.

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman

Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.

(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor

Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.

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Any bus that can be the wrong bus will be the wrong bus. All others are out of service or full.

1 + 1 hardly ever equals 2.

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents’ shortcomings.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

When a doctor makes a mistake, it's best to bury the subject.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

I don’t have a solution, but I admire the problem.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist

If you are going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart.

If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges.

The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

A child will not spill on a dirty floor.

You can always tell you're in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic leg.

blogger (Standing Room Only)

If you know something can go wrong, and take due precaution to prevent it, something else will go wrong.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

Avoid any action with an unacceptable outcome.