Subject: Problems (Page 3)

Any attempt to print Murphy's laws will jam the printer.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

I'll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that's more than I can say for prosperity.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Money Problems

If a dish is dropped while removing it from the cupboard, it will hit the sink, breaking the dish and chipping or denting the sink in the process.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

When you're up to your nose, keep your mouth shut.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.

Accidents Age Beliefs Old

If you're in a hole, stop digging.

Problems Situations

When the product is destined to fail, the delivery system will perform perfectly.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems

One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs… but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.

(1916 – 2000) Egyptian-American academic economist & historian
Failure Problems Situations

Things always fall at right angles.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Nobody notices the big errors.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Intelligence Problems Understanding

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity… another man’s, I mean.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Problems

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
People Problems

If you mess with something long enough, it'll break.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Mistakes Problems

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Problems

Failure has gone to his head.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Characteristics Failure Insults Problems

Specialists are people who always repeat the same mistakes.

(1883 – 1969) German architect & founder of the Bauhaus School
Mistakes People Problems

There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling, and golf. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with golf.

Golf Problems Sports