Subject: Problems (Page 4)

The effort of catching a falling object will cause more destruction than if the object had been allowed to fall in the first place.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Science/Weather Things

I love when problems have simple solutions: cold medicine… umbrellas… condoms… tax incentives & subsidies attracting favored industries.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian, television writer/producer & radio host
Problems

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Failure Friends Old People Success

No matter what goes wrong, there’s always someone who will say he knew it would.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Men Mistakes People Sex Women

It will always break just when you need it the most.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

My life has been full of terrible misfortunes most of which never happened.

(1533 – 1592) French writer
Life Problems

If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The degree of failure is in direct proportion to the effort expended and to the need for success.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Success

If we see light at the end of the tunnel, it’s the light of the oncoming train.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

There is always a way… and it usually doesn’t work.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Any umpire who claims he has never missed a play is… well, an umpire.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire
Baseball Mistakes Problems Sports

There seems to be some perverse human characteristic that likes to make easy things difficult.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman
Characteristics Problems

You only have a problem if you think it is a problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

I learned in my car that I could not have children; it was the day that I locked my keys in my car with the engine running.

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Autos Children Family Mistakes Problems

Things always fall at right angles.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

The number one thing about trouble is… don't get into more.

American professional golfer
Golf Problems Sports

A malfunctioning car will stop displaying symptoms of imminent breakdown when driven to within one-quarter mile of a garage.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Experience is what makes you pause briefly before going ahead and making the same mistake.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Mistakes Problems Situations Time

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

When we got into office, the thing that surprised me most was to find that things were just as bad as we'd been saying they were.

(1917 – 1963) 35th U.S. president
Characteristics Communication Problems