Subject: Problems (Page 4)

Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once.

Definitions Politicians Problems

To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer.

(1931 – ) television newscaster
Computers Mistakes Problems Things

Most projects require three hands.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler – and less trouble.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Characteristics Problems Situations

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

Problems

Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upwards from the floor… especially in the dark.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Situations Things

Experience is what makes you pause briefly before going ahead and making the same mistake.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Mistakes Problems Situations Time

Success is a public affair; failure is a private funeral.

(1907 – 1976) American actress
Failure Success

Tolerances will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum difficulty of assembly.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

When an elephant is in trouble even a frog will kick him.

Problems

To err is human; to really foul things up takes a computer.

Computers Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws

Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life Problems

It is better to have a horrible ending than to have horrors without end.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Problems

Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

Problems Proverbs

As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.

Accidents Age Beliefs Old

The time it takes to rectify a situation is inversely proportional to the time it took to do the damage.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling, and golf. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with golf.

Golf Problems Sports

Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

That’s one of the remarkable things about life… it’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
Life Problems