Subject: Problems (Page 5)

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?"

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

(1925 – 2005) television host
Problems

Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is clear, simple, and wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Men Mistakes People Sex Women

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity… another man’s, I mean.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Problems

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)
Problems

Never saw off the branch you are on, unless you are being hanged from it.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist
Problems Situations

The degree of failure is in direct proportion to the effort expended and to the need for success.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Success

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Problems

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle… unless you die of something.

(1935 – ) American cartoonist
Beliefs Death God Life Problems

Life is just one damned thing after another.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Life Problems

When you're up to your nose, keep your mouth shut.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

(1918 – 1990) American aerospace engineer
Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

If your project doesn't work, look for the part you didn't think was important.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

The less you do, the less can go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Failure Problems

The road to success is always under construction.

(1929 – 2016) American golfer
Problems Success

We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Misspokements Mistakes Problems

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for it.

(1891 – 1974) 14th U.S. Chief Justice & politician
Problems Situations