Subject: Problems (Page 6)

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If a man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Problems

To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.

(1953 – ) American musician
Mistakes Problems

I'll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that's more than I can say for prosperity.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Money Problems

If you're in a hole, stop digging.

Problems Situations

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Characteristics Honesty Mistakes Problems

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Definitions Mistakes

I think the homeless have it pretty good because 98% of deadly accidents happen inside the home.

(1982 – ) American stand-up comedian
Accidents People Problems

The most difficult light bulb to replace burns out first and most frequently.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are sure to get out of it.

Men Murphy’s Laws People Problems

Experience is what makes you pause briefly before going ahead and making the same mistake.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Mistakes Problems Situations Time

A falling nozzle will turn toward you and land on its trigger.

Problems Things

No real problem has a solution.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Failure Misspokements Speech Success

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements Mistakes People Self Speech

Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Problems

If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The less you do, the less can go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you are attempting the impossible, you will fail

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Life Problems