Subject: Proverbs

Proverbs:

Short sayings that express a simple truth based on experience or common sense and often offer practical advice. Here are some humorous ones.

Absence makes the heart go wander.

Emotions Love Proverbs

Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.

Miscellaneous Proverbs

Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day.

Proverbs

A good husband is healthy and absent.

Husbands Marriage Proverbs

Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.

Life Proverbs

You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.

Animals Appearance Proverbs

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Beliefs Proverbs

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

Proverbs

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one in twenty.

Friends People Proverbs

Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries, and you will have a fine pig and a bad child.

Children Family Proverbs

When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.

Proverbs

American proverb

Intelligence Proverbs

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed are kings.

Proverbs

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Beliefs Intelligence Proverbs Understanding

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Communication Fools Intelligence Proverbs Speech

If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.

Age Proverbs Young

Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!

Proverbs Sex

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.

Emotions Proverbs

Measure twice, cut once.

Proverbs

If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.

Life Proverbs

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Proverbs Time