Subject: Proverbs

Proverbs:

Short sayings that express a simple truth based on experience or common sense and often offer practical advice. Here are some humorous ones.

When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.

Proverbs

Chaste makes waste.

Proverbs Sex

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

Proverbs Things

Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.

Proverbs

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Fools Intelligence Money Proverbs

He who follows the river comes at last to the sea.

Proverbs

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Beliefs Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Proverbs

Young pigs grunt as as old pigs grunted before them.

Proverbs

The best way to get praise is to die.

Death Proverbs

A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it’s not worth it.

Proverbs

No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.

Proverbs

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Conflict Proverbs

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Memory Proverbs

A dog is wiser than a woman; it doesn’t bark at its master.

People Proverbs Women

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.

Places Proverbs

A noisy cow gives little milk.

Proverbs

Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries, and you will have a fine pig and a bad child.

Children Family Proverbs

When a rogue kisses you, count your teeth.

Proverbs

Never give advice in a crowd.

Proverbs

Measure twice, cut once.

Proverbs

Sometimes the road is less traveled for a reason.

Activities Proverbs Travel