Subject: Proverbs

Proverbs:

Short sayings that express a simple truth based on experience or common sense and often offer practical advice. Here are some humorous ones.

Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.

Miscellaneous Proverbs

When you throw dirt, you lose ground.

Proverbs

If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.

Age Proverbs Young

To err is human, to forgive is human.

Mistakes Proverbs

Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped-over and kicked.

Animals Dogs Proverbs

You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.

Animals Appearance Proverbs

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

Proverbs

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Beliefs Intelligence Proverbs Understanding

Live with wolves, and you learn to howl.

Proverbs

The man who can’t dance thinks the band is no good.

Dance Proverbs Reviews/Criticism

Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.

Proverbs

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Beliefs Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Proverbs

One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.

Life Proverbs

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.

Beliefs Honesty Proverbs Truth

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed are kings.

Proverbs

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

Proverbs Things

Set a thief to catch a thief.

Proverbs

Never give advice in a crowd.

Proverbs

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Proverbs Situations Time

If you would be Pope, you must think of nothing else.

Proverbs

Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!

Proverbs Sex