Subject: Proverbs

Proverbs:

Short sayings that express a simple truth based on experience or common sense and often offer practical advice. Here are some humorous ones.

Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.

Communication Proverbs

Pray, pray very much; but beware of telling god what you want.

Beliefs God Proverbs

Better late than… pregnant.

Proverbs Situations Time

When the fox preaches, look to the geese.

Proverbs

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Animals Characteristics Proverbs

Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.

Life Proverbs

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Memory Proverbs

It is not a fish until it is on the bank.

Proverbs

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.

Proverbs

Measure twice, cut once.

Proverbs

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

Beer Food/Drink Proverbs

A house without a dog or a cat is the house of a scoundrel.

Animals Cats Dogs Proverbs

American proverb

Intelligence Proverbs

There is hope as long as your fishing-line is in the water.

Miscellaneous Proverbs

A dog is wiser than a woman; it doesn’t bark at its master.

People Proverbs Women

It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.

Animals Proverbs

Chaste makes waste.

Proverbs Sex

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Beliefs Proverbs

Friends are like fiddle-strings and they must not be screwed too tightly.

Friends People Proverbs

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

Proverbs

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.

Family Mothers Proverbs