Subject: Proverbs

Proverbs:

Short sayings that express a simple truth based on experience or common sense and often offer practical advice. Here are some humorous ones.

May you come to the attention of the authorities.

Government Proverbs

There is no thief like a bad book.

Books Communication Proverbs Reading/Writing

One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.

Life Proverbs

The doctor demands his fees whether he has killed the illness or the patient.

Doctors Health Proverbs

There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.

Alcohol Food/Drink Proverbs

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Life Proverbs

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Beliefs Proverbs Situations

If the baby is happy, don’t try to make it happier.

Family Proverbs

In a closed mouth, flies do not enter.

Communication Proverbs Speech

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Food/Drink Proverbs Science/Weather Time

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

Beer Food/Drink Proverbs

If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.

Death Doctors Health Life Proverbs

Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.

Characteristics Proverbs

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

Beliefs Proverbs

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.

Places Proverbs

It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.

Animals Proverbs

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed are kings.

Proverbs

A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.

Proverbs

Measure twice, cut once.

Proverbs

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Future Husbands Marriage Proverbs Time Wives

The best way to get praise is to die.

Death Proverbs