Subject: Proverbs (Page 10)

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.

A good appetite needs no sauce.

The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.

People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

A lean agreement is better than a fat lawsuit.

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.

God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

A dog is wiser than a woman; it doesn’t bark at its master.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

We grow too soon old and too late smart.

If you go to war pray once; if you go on a sea journey pray twice; but pray three times when you are going to be married.

Live with wolves, and you learn to howl.

Sometimes the road is less traveled for a reason.

Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!

To err is human, to forgive is human.