Subject: Proverbs (Page 10)

If a patient dies, the doctor killed him, but if he gets well, the saints have saved him.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

What the mulla says, you must do; what he does, you must not do.

No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.

He who builds by the roadside has many surveyors.

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

Never ride a burning camel.

It’s always darkest before… daylight savings time.

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.

A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it’s not worth it.

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.

When in doubt, gallop!