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Proverbs
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Spanish proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
War
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Proverb
Memory
Proverbs
Conscience
Guilt
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Proverb
Murphy’s Laws
Proverbs
Situations
Sleep
Snoring
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
American proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Shoes
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.
Klingon Proverb
Intelligence
Proverbs
Wisdom
"Star Trek"
A good appetite needs no sauce.
Polish proverb
Food/Drink
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Appetite
The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Grass is always greener
lawns
People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
Proverb
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
American proverb
Proverbs
Things
A lean agreement is better than a fat lawsuit.
German proverb
Proverbs
Compromise
The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
Chinese proverb
Age
Proverbs
Women
God is good, but never dance in a small boat.
Proverb
Dance
God
Proverbs
Things
Boat
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Proverb
Fools
Intelligence
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A dog is wiser than a woman; it doesn’t bark at its master.
Russian proverb
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Women
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
Czech proverb
Beer
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We grow too soon old and too late smart.
Dutch proverb
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Proverbs
Wisdom
If you go to war pray once; if you go on a sea journey pray twice; but pray three times when you are going to be married.
Russian proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
Live with wolves, and you learn to howl.
Spanish proverb
Proverbs
Sometimes the road is less traveled for a reason.
American proverb
Activities
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Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!
Proverb
Proverbs
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To err is human, to forgive is human.
Proverb
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Compassion
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