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Proverbs
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He who builds by the roadside has many surveyors.
Italian proverb
People
Proverbs
Public
When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.
Chinese proverb
Proverbs
A good painter need not give a name to his picture, a bad one must.
Polish proverb
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You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.
Proverb
Animals
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Pigs
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A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it’s not worth it.
American proverb
Proverbs
If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.
Italian proverb
Problems
Proverbs
You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but either way you’ve got flies.
Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Proverbs
The reverse side also has a reverse side.
Japanese proverb
Proverbs
Being young is a fault that diminishes daily.
Swedish proverb
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Jimmy Carr My father always used to say, ‘What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger’… Until the accident.”
Jimmy Carr
(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Proverbs
Justifying a fault doubles it.
French proverb
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Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
Proverb
Beliefs
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Never give advice in a crowd.
Arab proverb
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Live with wolves, and you learn to howl.
Spanish proverb
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Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.
Proverb
Life
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No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.
Danish proverb
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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
Proverb
Miscellaneous
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The wages of sin is death – but the working conditions are good.
Proverb
Death
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If you would be Pope, you must think of nothing else.
Spanish proverb
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Never buy a car you can’t push.
American proverb
Autos
Proverbs
Things
You may laugh at a friend’s roof; don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.
Kenyan proverb
Proverbs
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