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Proverbs
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
American proverb
Proverbs
Things
Fools rush in and get the best seats.
Proverb
Fools
Proverbs
Seating
In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one in twenty.
English proverb
Friends
People
Proverbs
The doctor demands his fees whether he has killed the illness or the patient.
Polish proverb
Doctors
Health
Proverbs
A girl who can’t dance says the band can’t play.
Yiddish proverb
Proverbs
Dancing
A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
Polish proverb
Proverbs
Guests
When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.
Chinese proverb
Proverbs
The reverse side also has a reverse side.
Japanese proverb
Proverbs
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
Proverb
Failure
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Problems
Proverbs
If you go to war pray once; if you go on a sea journey pray twice; but pray three times when you are going to be married.
Russian proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
If you would be Pope, you must think of nothing else.
Spanish proverb
Proverbs
Focus
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
Proverb
Children
Money
Proverbs
Sex
One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.
Proverb
Children
Family
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Proverbs
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Proverb
Appearance
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If you suspect a man, don’t employ him, and if you employ him, don’t suspect him.
Chinese proverb
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American proverb
American proverb
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Proverbs
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Proverb
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Proverbs
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If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.
French proverb
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Proverbs
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To err is human, to forgive is human.
Proverb
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Proverbs
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When a rogue kisses you, count your teeth.
Hebrew proverb
Proverbs
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Proverb
Eating
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Kitchen
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