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Proverbs
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No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Mistakes
Murphy’s Laws
Proverbs
Listening
Who depends on another man’s table often dines late.
Italian proverb
Proverbs
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
Czech proverb
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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
Proverb
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Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Proverb
Beliefs
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Proverbs
Situations
No one can see their reflection in running water.
Taoist proverb
Proverbs
Deal with difficult tasks while they are easy
If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.
French proverb
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Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries, and you will have a fine pig and a bad child.
Danish proverb
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Sanskrit proverb
Communication
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When a rogue kisses you, count your teeth.
Hebrew proverb
Proverbs
Absence makes the heart go wander.
Proverb
Emotions
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Absence
Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.
Native American proverb
Communication
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Listening
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.
Latin proverb
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May you come to the attention of the authorities.
Ancient Chinese curse
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The sinning is the best part of repentance.
Arabic proverb
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A rolling stone gathers momentum.
Proverb
Proverbs
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Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.
Proverb
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Proverbs
If you suspect a man, don’t employ him, and if you employ him, don’t suspect him.
Chinese proverb
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Proverb
Memory
Proverbs
Conscience
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Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.
Proverbs
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