Subject: Proverbs (Page 10)

He who builds by the roadside has many surveyors.

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.

A good painter need not give a name to his picture, a bad one must.

You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.

A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it’s not worth it.

If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.

You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but either way you’ve got flies.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

The reverse side also has a reverse side.

Being young is a fault that diminishes daily.

Jimmy Carr My father always used to say, ‘What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger’… Until the accident.”

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor

Justifying a fault doubles it.

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Never give advice in a crowd.

Live with wolves, and you learn to howl.

Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.

No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

The wages of sin is death – but the working conditions are good.

If you would be Pope, you must think of nothing else.

Never buy a car you can’t push.

You may laugh at a friend’s roof; don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.