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Proverbs
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If a patient dies, the doctor killed him, but if he gets well, the saints have saved him.
Italian proverb
Doctors
Health
Proverbs
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Proverb
Eating
Food/Drink
Proverbs
Situations
Sleep
Kitchen
What the mulla says, you must do; what he does, you must not do.
Kashmiri proverb
Proverbs
Example
No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.
Danish proverb
People
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Wealth
Neighbors
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
Proverb
Proverbs
Work
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Proverb
Age
Proverbs
Maturity
Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
Proverb
Communication
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Madness
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Proverb
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Water
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.
Klingon Proverb
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"Star Trek"
He who builds by the roadside has many surveyors.
Italian proverb
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Public
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.
Latin proverb
Doctors
Health
Proverbs
Disease
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Italian proverb
Proverbs
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
American proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
Spanish proverb
Proverbs
Time
Never ride a burning camel.
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Old Arab proverb
It’s always darkest before… daylight savings time.
American proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Time
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
Chinese proverb
Proverbs
A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it’s not worth it.
American proverb
Proverbs
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
Slovenian Proverb
Beliefs
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Proverbs
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When in doubt, gallop!
French foreign legion proverb
Proverbs
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