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Proverbs
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A fool and his money are soon partying.
Proverb
Fools
Intelligence
Money
Proverbs
Party
All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.
Proverb
Proverbs
The believer is happy; the doubter is wise.
Hungarian proverb
Proverbs
Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get.
Spanish proverb
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Contentment
Nobody ever committed suicide who had a good two-year-old in the barn.
Racetrack proverb
Activities
Animals
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Spanish proverb
Marriage
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A courtyard common to all will be swept by none.
Chinese proverb
Proverbs
Better late than… pregnant.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Time
Pregnancy
Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.
English proverb
,
Proverb
Proverbs
There is not a single proverb in favor of early rising that appeals to the higher nature of man.
Robert Wilson Lynd
(1879 – 1949) Irish writer
Proverbs
One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.
Proverb
Children
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A good painter need not give a name to his picture, a bad one must.
Polish proverb
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In a closed mouth, flies do not enter.
Mexican proverb
Communication
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The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.
German proverb
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Proverb
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Friends are like fiddle-strings and they must not be screwed too tightly.
Irish proverb
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A good appetite needs no sauce.
Polish proverb
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
Proverb
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Internet
The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.
Proverb
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In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one in twenty.
English proverb
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Proverbs
A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
Polish proverb
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