Subject: Proverbs (Page 2)

If a patient dies, the doctor killed him, but if he gets well, the saints have saved him.

Doctors Health Proverbs

God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.

Proverbs

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed are kings.

Proverbs

Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.

People Proverbs

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

Appearance Proverbs

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Life Proverbs

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

Proverbs

A father is a banker provided by nature.

Family Fathers Proverbs

Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.

Life Proverbs

No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.

People Proverbs Wealth

A rolling stone gathers momentum.

Proverbs

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.

Proverbs Situations

A girl who can’t dance says the band can’t play.

Proverbs

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Beliefs Proverbs

Angels carry drunkards on their arms.

Alcohol Food/Drink Proverbs

Many men know how to flatter, few men know how to praise.

Proverbs

Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.

Communication Proverbs

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Animals Proverbs

Jimmy Carr My father always used to say, ‘What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger’… Until the accident.”

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Proverbs

Jealousy and love are sisters.

Emotions Love Proverbs

To err is human, to forgive is human.

Mistakes Proverbs