Subject: Proverbs (Page 2)

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

The believer is happy; the doubter is wise.

The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion.

Measure twice, cut once.

Better late than… pregnant.

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.

A house without a dog or a cat is the house of a scoundrel.

A lean agreement is better than a fat lawsuit.

When spiders unite they can tie down a lion.

One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.

When in doubt, gallop!

No one can see their reflection in running water.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

It’s always darkest before… daylight savings time.

No physician is really good before he has killed one or two patients.

Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.

If an ass goes a-traveling, he'll not come home a horse.

A girl who can’t dance says the band can’t play.

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

The man who can’t dance thinks the band is no good.

Fools rush in and get the best seats.