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Proverbs
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What the mulla says, you must do; what he does, you must not do.
Kashmiri proverb
Proverbs
Example
You may laugh at a friend’s roof; don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.
Kenyan proverb
Proverbs
Friends are like fiddle-strings and they must not be screwed too tightly.
Irish proverb
Friends
People
Proverbs
The sinning is the best part of repentance.
Arabic proverb
Proverbs
Sin
The believer is happy; the doubter is wise.
Hungarian proverb
Proverbs
Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.
Proverb
Emotions
Laughter
Proverbs
Jealousy and love are sisters.
Russian proverb
Emotions
Love
Proverbs
Jealousy
A bird in the hand is usually dead.
Proverb
Animals
Proverbs
Birds
If an ass goes a-traveling, he'll not come home a horse.
African proverb
Characteristics
Proverbs
Situations
Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day.
French proverb
Proverbs
If a patient dies, the doctor killed him, but if he gets well, the saints have saved him.
Italian proverb
Doctors
Health
Proverbs
People living in glass houses should not!
Proverb
People
Proverbs
Glass houses
Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
Proverb
Family
Proverbs
Relationships
Relative
Will
The best way to get praise is to die.
Italian proverb
Death
Proverbs
Praise
Let every fox take care of his own tail.
Italian proverb
Proverbs
Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped-over and kicked.
Proverb
Animals
Dogs
Proverbs
Meanness
When you throw dirt, you lose ground.
Texan proverb
Proverbs
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Proverbs
Situations
It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.
Mexican proverb
Animals
Proverbs
Horses
You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
Navajo proverb
Activities
Proverbs
Sleep
Who depends on another man’s table often dines late.
Italian proverb
Proverbs
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