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Proverbs
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If you go to war pray once; if you go on a sea journey pray twice; but pray three times when you are going to be married.
Russian proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Proverb
Memory
Proverbs
Conscience
Guilt
Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries, and you will have a fine pig and a bad child.
Danish proverb
Children
Family
Proverbs
Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.
Proverb
Miscellaneous
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Pollution
Smoke
Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Temptation
Yield
If you would be Pope, you must think of nothing else.
Spanish proverb
Proverbs
Focus
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
Proverb
Children
Money
Proverbs
Sex
When in doubt, gallop!
French foreign legion proverb
Proverbs
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Anonymous
Proverbs
Situations
Time
Falling behind
When spiders unite they can tie down a lion.
Ethiopian proverb
Proverbs
A bird in the hand is usually dead.
Proverb
Animals
Proverbs
Birds
Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.
Proverb
Beliefs
Proverbs
Faith
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Italian proverb
Proverbs
A girl who can’t dance says the band can’t play.
Yiddish proverb
Proverbs
Dancing
Live with wolves, and you learn to howl.
Spanish proverb
Proverbs
In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one in twenty.
English proverb
Friends
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Proverbs
Many men know how to flatter, few men know how to praise.
Greek proverb
Proverbs
When a rogue kisses you, count your teeth.
Hebrew proverb
Proverbs
When the fox preaches, look to the geese.
German proverb
Proverbs
Never ride a burning camel.
Animals
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Camel
Old Arab proverb
You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
Navajo proverb
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Proverbs
Sleep
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