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Proverbs
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The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Proverb
Murphy’s Laws
Proverbs
Situations
Sleep
Snoring
No need to teach an eagle to fly.
Greek proverb
Proverbs
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Italian proverb
Proverbs
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
American proverb
Conflict
Housework
Husbands
Marriage
Proverbs
Shot
A good appetite needs no sauce.
Polish proverb
Food/Drink
Proverbs
Appetite
If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.
Proverb
Death
Doctors
Health
Life
Proverbs
Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.
English proverb
,
Proverb
Proverbs
If you want something done, ask a busy person.
Proverb
Proverbs
Busy
Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.
Swedish proverb
Emotions
Proverbs
Joy
The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Grass is always greener
lawns
Cutting off a mule's ears doesn't make it a horse.
Creole proverb
Appearance
Proverbs
Situations
The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion.
Arab proberb
Emotions
Proverbs
The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
Danish proverb
Proverbs
Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.
Proverb
Life
Proverbs
Roads
If a patient dies, the doctor killed him, but if he gets well, the saints have saved him.
Italian proverb
Doctors
Health
Proverbs
One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.
Proverb
Children
Family
Marriage
Proverbs
If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.
French proverb
Age
Proverbs
Young
Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.
Proverb
Beliefs
Proverbs
Faith
Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get.
Spanish proverb
Proverbs
Contentment
A father is a banker provided by nature.
French proverb
Family
Fathers
Proverbs
Bankers
Pray, pray very much; but beware of telling god what you want.
French proverb
Beliefs
God
Proverbs
Pray
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