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Proverbs
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Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.
Yiddish proverb
Proverbs
There is hope as long as your fishing-line is in the water.
Norwegian proverb
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Proverbs
It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.
Mexican proverb
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Absence makes the heart go wander.
Proverb
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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Proverb
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The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.
Latin proverb
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A rolling stone gathers momentum.
Proverb
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A house without a dog or a cat is the house of a scoundrel.
Portuguese proverb
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If the baby is happy, don’t try to make it happier.
Anonymous
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Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries, and you will have a fine pig and a bad child.
Danish proverb
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When two quarrel, both are to blame.
Dutch proverb
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The reverse side also has a reverse side.
Japanese proverb
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If an ass goes a-traveling, he'll not come home a horse.
African proverb
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You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
Navajo proverb
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The doctor demands his fees whether he has killed the illness or the patient.
Polish proverb
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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed are kings.
Macedonian proverb
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A good husband is healthy and absent.
Japanese proverb
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Proverb
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Let every fox take care of his own tail.
Italian proverb
Proverbs
Give a man a fish and it will feed him for a day, give the man a fishing rod and he will sell it for more fish, or burn it for firewood.
Jon Culshaw
(1968 – ) English impressionist & comedian
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Who depends on another man’s table often dines late.
Italian proverb
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