Subject: Proverbs (Page 3)

When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.

Proverbs

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.

Communication Language Proverbs

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

Activities Housework Life Proverbs

Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.

Beliefs Proverbs

Chaste makes waste.

Proverbs Sex

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Conflict Proverbs

The fights you avoid do you far more good than the ones you will win.

Conflict Fights Proverbs

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

Proverbs Work

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Beliefs Proverbs

Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.

Intelligence Memory Proverbs

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Sleep

Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!

Proverbs Sex

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.

Marriage Proverbs War

A father is a banker provided by nature.

Family Fathers Proverbs

A bird in the hand is usually dead.

Animals Proverbs

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.

Proverbs

No physician is really good before he has killed one or two patients.

Doctors Health Proverbs

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Proverbs Situations

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Appearance Body Death Eating Life Proverbs

Never buy a car you can’t push.

Autos Proverbs Things

If work were good for you, the rich would leave none for the poor.

Proverbs Work