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The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Grass is always greener
lawns
You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but either way you’ve got flies.
Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
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There is hope as long as your fishing-line is in the water.
Norwegian proverb
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Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Proverb
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.
Klingon Proverb
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"Star Trek"
Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.
Proverb
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Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.
Native American proverb
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Cutting off a mule's ears doesn't make it a horse.
Creole proverb
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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Proverb
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What the mulla says, you must do; what he does, you must not do.
Kashmiri proverb
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A good appetite needs no sauce.
Polish proverb
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There is not a single proverb in favor of early rising that appeals to the higher nature of man.
Robert Wilson Lynd
(1879 – 1949) Irish writer
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There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.
Proverb
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The reverse side also has a reverse side.
Japanese proverb
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No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.
Danish proverb
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No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Anonymous
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Cat bathing is a martial art.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
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The believer is happy; the doubter is wise.
Hungarian proverb
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A girl who can’t dance says the band can’t play.
Yiddish proverb
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You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
Proverb
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