Subject: Proverbs (Page 3)

The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.

You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but either way you’ve got flies.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

There is hope as long as your fishing-line is in the water.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.

Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.

Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.

Cutting off a mule's ears doesn't make it a horse.

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

What the mulla says, you must do; what he does, you must not do.

A good appetite needs no sauce.

There is not a single proverb in favor of early rising that appeals to the higher nature of man.

(1879 – 1949) Irish writer

There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.

The reverse side also has a reverse side.

No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Cat bathing is a martial art.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

The believer is happy; the doubter is wise.

A girl who can’t dance says the band can’t play.

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.