Subject: Proverbs (Page 3)

Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.

Beliefs Proverbs

You can grow as much corn on a crooked row as on a straight one.

(1926 – 1998) American country comedian
Proverbs

Never buy a car you can’t push.

Autos Proverbs Things

Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.

People Proverbs

One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.

Children Family Marriage Proverbs

He who follows the river comes at last to the sea.

Proverbs

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one in twenty.

Friends People Proverbs

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

Proverbs Things

The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.

Communication Proverbs Speech

Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.

Miscellaneous Proverbs

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

Proverbs Time

The best way to get praise is to die.

Death Proverbs

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

Conflict Housework Husbands Marriage Proverbs

There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.

Beliefs Proverbs

The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion.

Emotions Proverbs

Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.

Proverbs

When in doubt, gallop!

Proverbs

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Beliefs Proverbs

No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.

Proverbs

Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get.

Proverbs

You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.

Activities Proverbs Sleep