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Proverbs
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Proverb
Proverbs
Time
Clocks
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it’s not worth it.
American proverb
Proverbs
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Proverb
Animals
Proverbs
Early bird
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Anonymous
Life
Proverbs
Monday
To err is human, to forgive is human.
Proverb
Mistakes
Proverbs
Compassion
You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
Irish proverb
Proverbs
Growing
The house that is built after every man’s advice seldom gets a roof.
Swedish proverb
Proverbs
One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.
Chinese proverb
Proverbs
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Proverb
Beliefs
Life
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Experience
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Proverb
Conflict
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Violence
A courtyard common to all will be swept by none.
Chinese proverb
Proverbs
The wages of sin is death – but the working conditions are good.
Proverb
Death
Proverbs
Wages of sin
Let every fox take care of his own tail.
Italian proverb
Proverbs
If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.
Proverb
Life
Proverbs
Pray, pray very much; but beware of telling god what you want.
French proverb
Beliefs
God
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Pray
Jimmy Carr My father always used to say, ‘What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger’… Until the accident.”
Jimmy Carr
(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Proverbs
If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.
French proverb
Age
Proverbs
Young
When the fox preaches, look to the geese.
German proverb
Proverbs
No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.
Jamaican proverb
Proverbs
Many men know how to flatter, few men know how to praise.
Greek proverb
Proverbs
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