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Proverbs
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It’s always darkest before… daylight savings time.
American proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Time
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Proverbs
Situations
When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Blind leading the blind
The house that is built after every man’s advice seldom gets a roof.
Swedish proverb
Proverbs
In a closed mouth, flies do not enter.
Mexican proverb
Communication
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Speech
To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it.
Greek proverb
Government
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Diplomats
Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.
Proverb
Intelligence
Memory
Proverbs
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Proverb
Beliefs
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Depth
Water
Set a thief to catch a thief.
French proverb
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Thieves
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
Irish proverb
Activities
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Sleep
Laughter
Who depends on another man’s table often dines late.
Italian proverb
Proverbs
Don't stand behind a coughing cow.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Proverbs
Cows
The sinning is the best part of repentance.
Arabic proverb
Proverbs
Sin
Never ride a burning camel.
Animals
Proverbs
Camel
Old Arab proverb
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Anonymous
Beliefs
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Proverbs
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Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.
Swedish proverb
Emotions
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No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.
Jamaican proverb
Proverbs
People living in glass houses should not!
Proverb
People
Proverbs
Glass houses
In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish.
English proverb
Proverbs
Work
Initiative
The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
Chinese proverb
Age
Proverbs
Women
Where there is a sea there are pirates.
Greek proverb
Proverbs
Pirates
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