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Proverbs
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Pray, pray very much; but beware of telling god what you want.
French proverb
Beliefs
God
Proverbs
Pray
A good husband is healthy and absent.
Japanese proverb
Husbands
Marriage
Proverbs
Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.
Italian proverb
Proverbs
Situations
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
Proverb
Failure
Mistakes
Problems
Proverbs
A good appetite needs no sauce.
Polish proverb
Food/Drink
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Appetite
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.
Klingon Proverb
Proverbs
From “Star Trek”
It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.
Mexican proverb
Animals
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Horses
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Proverb
Beliefs
Life
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The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion.
Arab proberb
Emotions
Proverbs
All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.
Proverb
Proverbs
No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.
Danish proverb
People
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Wealth
Neighbors
The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
Danish proverb
Proverbs
The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.
German proverb
Communication
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Speech
A noisy cow gives little milk.
Polish proverb
Proverbs
The house that is built after every man’s advice seldom gets a roof.
Swedish proverb
Proverbs
God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.
Proverb
Proverbs
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Proverb
Beliefs
Proverbs
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People living in glass houses should not!
Proverb
People
Proverbs
Glass houses
When the fox preaches, look to the geese.
German proverb
Proverbs
A bird in the hand is usually dead.
Proverb
Animals
Proverbs
Birds
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