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Proverbs
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The house that is built after every man’s advice seldom gets a roof.
Swedish proverb
Proverbs
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
Jewish proverb
Family
Mothers
Proverbs
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Proverbs
Situations
It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.
Proverb
Appearance
Marriage
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It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.
Mexican proverb
Animals
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Horses
If work were good for you, the rich would leave none for the poor.
Haitian proverb
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Work
Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
Proverb
Communication
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Madness
You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.
Proverb
Animals
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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed are kings.
Macedonian proverb
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There is not a single proverb in favor of early rising that appeals to the higher nature of man.
Robert Wilson Lynd
(1879 – 1949) Irish writer
Proverbs
Give a man a fish and it will feed him for a day, give the man a fishing rod and he will sell it for more fish, or burn it for firewood.
Jon Culshaw
(1968 – ) English impressionist & comedian
Miscellaneous
Proverbs
Fish
Many men know how to flatter, few men know how to praise.
Greek proverb
Proverbs
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Proverb
Memory
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Guilt
A dog is wiser than a woman; it doesn’t bark at its master.
Russian proverb
People
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Women
A good appetite needs no sauce.
Polish proverb
Food/Drink
Proverbs
Appetite
Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.
English proverb
,
Proverb
Proverbs
What the mulla says, you must do; what he does, you must not do.
Kashmiri proverb
Proverbs
Example
Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!
Proverb
Proverbs
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All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.
Proverb
Proverbs
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.
Latin proverb
Doctors
Health
Proverbs
Disease
In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one in twenty.
English proverb
Friends
People
Proverbs
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