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Proverbs
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You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.
Proverb
Animals
Appearance
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Pigs
Reality
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Proverb
Fools
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If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also.
Russian proverb
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The reverse side also has a reverse side.
Japanese proverb
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Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.
Proverbs
Never ride a burning camel.
Animals
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Old Arab proverb
The doctor demands his fees whether he has killed the illness or the patient.
Polish proverb
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No one can see their reflection in running water.
Taoist proverb
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Deal with difficult tasks while they are easy
The man who can’t dance thinks the band is no good.
Polish proverb
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You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
Irish proverb
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Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun.
Indian proverb
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Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries, and you will have a fine pig and a bad child.
Danish proverb
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In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish.
English proverb
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Jimmy Carr My father always used to say, ‘What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger’… Until the accident.”
Jimmy Carr
(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Proverbs
Measure twice, cut once.
American proverb
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Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
Slovenian Proverb
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Sanskrit proverb
Communication
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If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
American proverb
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It’s always darkest before… daylight savings time.
American proverb
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Time
If all else fails, try the obvious.
Proverb
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Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
Chinese proverb
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