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Proverbs
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A courtyard common to all will be swept by none.
Chinese proverb
Proverbs
When one shuts one eye, one does not hear everything.
Swiss proverb
Proverbs
When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.
Chinese proverb
Proverbs
A fool and his money are soon partying.
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Sometimes the road is less traveled for a reason.
American proverb
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Better late than… pregnant.
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If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.
French proverb
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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Cutting off a mule's ears doesn't make it a horse.
Creole proverb
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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Pray, pray very much; but beware of telling god what you want.
French proverb
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One drink is just right; two is too many; three are too few.
Spanish proverb
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A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.
German proverb
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No need to teach an eagle to fly.
Greek proverb
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Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
American proverb
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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
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Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.
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Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.
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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Anonymous
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A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.
Chinese proverb
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The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.
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