Subject: Proverbs (Page 4)

It’s always darkest before… daylight savings time.

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.

The house that is built after every man’s advice seldom gets a roof.

In a closed mouth, flies do not enter.

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it.

Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Set a thief to catch a thief.

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.

Who depends on another man’s table often dines late.

Don't stand behind a coughing cow.

The sinning is the best part of repentance.

Never ride a burning camel.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.

No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.

People living in glass houses should not!

In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish.

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.

Where there is a sea there are pirates.