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Proverbs
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Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Italian proverb
Proverbs
The loveliest of faces are to be seen by moonlight, when one sees half with the eye and half with the fancy.
Persian proverb
Appearance
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All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.
Proverb
Proverbs
If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.
Italian proverb
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The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.
Latin proverb
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There is no thief like a bad book.
Italian proverb
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If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.
Proverb
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Jimmy Carr My father always used to say, ‘What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger’… Until the accident.”
Jimmy Carr
(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Proverbs
What the mulla says, you must do; what he does, you must not do.
Kashmiri proverb
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Example
When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.
Proverb
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Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
Chinese proverb
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In a closed mouth, flies do not enter.
Mexican proverb
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When in doubt, gallop!
French foreign legion proverb
Proverbs
There is hope as long as your fishing-line is in the water.
Norwegian proverb
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If you want something done, ask a busy person.
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The one who snores will fall asleep first.
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Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.
Yiddish proverb
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Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
American proverb
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Don't squat with your spurs on.
Texas proverb
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Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.
Proverb
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Jealousy and love are sisters.
Russian proverb
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