Subject: Proverbs (Page 4)

The house that is built after every man’s advice seldom gets a roof.

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.

It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.

If work were good for you, the rich would leave none for the poor.

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.

You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed are kings.

There is not a single proverb in favor of early rising that appeals to the higher nature of man.

(1879 – 1949) Irish writer

Give a man a fish and it will feed him for a day, give the man a fishing rod and he will sell it for more fish, or burn it for firewood.

(1968 – ) English impressionist & comedian

Many men know how to flatter, few men know how to praise.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

A dog is wiser than a woman; it doesn’t bark at its master.

A good appetite needs no sauce.

Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.

What the mulla says, you must do; what he does, you must not do.

Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!

All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one in twenty.