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Proverbs
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The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
Chinese proverb
Age
Proverbs
Women
The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
Danish proverb
Proverbs
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Italian proverb
Proverbs
When a rogue kisses you, count your teeth.
Hebrew proverb
Proverbs
God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.
Proverb
Proverbs
Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
Proverb
Communication
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Madness
No need to teach an eagle to fly.
Greek proverb
Proverbs
The church is near, but the road is icy; the bar is far away, but I will walk carefully.
Russian proverb
Alcohol
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The doctor demands his fees whether he has killed the illness or the patient.
Polish proverb
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Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
Spanish proverb
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Time
A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.
German proverb
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Fools rush in and get the best seats.
Proverb
Fools
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A house without a dog or a cat is the house of a scoundrel.
Portuguese proverb
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The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.
Proverb
Eating
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No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
American proverb
Conflict
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
American proverb
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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Proverb
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Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!
Proverb
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Don't stand behind a coughing cow.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
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Cows
Cat bathing is a martial art.
Proverb
Proverbs
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