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Proverbs
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The doctor demands his fees whether he has killed the illness or the patient.
Polish proverb
Doctors
Health
Proverbs
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Proverb
Beliefs
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Three things it is best to avoid: a strange dog, a flood, and a man who thinks he is wise.
Welsh proverb
Proverbs
If all else fails, try the obvious.
Proverb
Problems
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No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.
Danish proverb
People
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Wealth
Neighbors
The reverse side also has a reverse side.
Japanese proverb
Proverbs
You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.
Proverb
Animals
Appearance
Proverbs
Pigs
Reality
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
Chinese proverb
Proverbs
If you go to war pray once; if you go on a sea journey pray twice; but pray three times when you are going to be married.
Russian proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
Let every fox take care of his own tail.
Italian proverb
Proverbs
Mind your own business
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Proverb
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Water
Never buy a car you can’t push.
American proverb
Autos
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Things
When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.
Proverb
Proverbs
It’s always darkest before… daylight savings time.
American proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Time
Better late than… pregnant.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
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The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.
Proverb
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Don't squat with your spurs on.
Texas proverb
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A good appetite needs no sauce.
Polish proverb
Food/Drink
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Appetite
Never rely on the glory of the morning or the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Japanese proverb
Family
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There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.
Proverb
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Proverbs
All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.
Proverb
Proverbs
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