Subject: Proverbs (Page 5)

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.

The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

When a rogue kisses you, count your teeth.

God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.

No need to teach an eagle to fly.

The church is near, but the road is icy; the bar is far away, but I will walk carefully.

The doctor demands his fees whether he has killed the illness or the patient.

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.

Fools rush in and get the best seats.

A house without a dog or a cat is the house of a scoundrel.

The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!

Don't stand behind a coughing cow.

Cat bathing is a martial art.