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Proverbs
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Don't squat with your spurs on.
Texas proverb
Beliefs
Proverbs
Situations
Spurs
If you go to war pray once; if you go on a sea journey pray twice; but pray three times when you are going to be married.
Russian proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day.
French proverb
Proverbs
Fools rush in and get the best seats.
Proverb
Fools
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Friends are like fiddle-strings and they must not be screwed too tightly.
Irish proverb
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People
Proverbs
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Anonymous
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Intelligence
Proverbs
Understanding
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
Proverb
Proverbs
Work
Measure twice, cut once.
American proverb
Proverbs
Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.
Italian proverb
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No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.
Danish proverb
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A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.
Chinese proverb
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Proverbs
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
American proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
If a patient dies, the doctor killed him, but if he gets well, the saints have saved him.
Italian proverb
Doctors
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Proverbs
There is hope as long as your fishing-line is in the water.
Norwegian proverb
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Proverbs
One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.
French proverb
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Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!
Proverb
Proverbs
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You can grow as much corn on a crooked row as on a straight one.
Jerry Clower
(1926 – 1998) American country comedian
Proverbs
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
Anonymous
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Proverbs
Modesty
When spiders unite they can tie down a lion.
Ethiopian proverb
Proverbs
Cat bathing is a martial art.
Proverb
Proverbs
When in doubt, gallop!
French foreign legion proverb
Proverbs
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