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Proverbs
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Better late than… pregnant.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Time
Pregnancy
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
Proverb
Proverbs
Work
Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.
Proverb
Life
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Fools rush in and get the best seats.
Proverb
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The best way to get praise is to die.
Italian proverb
Death
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All sizzle and no steak.
Proverb
Proverbs
All style and no substance
When the fox preaches, look to the geese.
German proverb
Proverbs
Never rely on the glory of the morning or the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Japanese proverb
Family
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Mother-in-law
What the mulla says, you must do; what he does, you must not do.
Kashmiri proverb
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Example
In a closed mouth, flies do not enter.
Mexican proverb
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Where there is a sea there are pirates.
Greek proverb
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He who follows the river comes at last to the sea.
Swedish proverb
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We grow too soon old and too late smart.
Dutch proverb
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Friends are like fiddle-strings and they must not be screwed too tightly.
Irish proverb
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Proverb
Animals
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A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
Polish proverb
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Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.
Native American proverb
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A house without a dog or a cat is the house of a scoundrel.
Portuguese proverb
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A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.
Chinese proverb
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He who builds by the roadside has many surveyors.
Italian proverb
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Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.
Proverbs
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