Subject: Proverbs (Page 5)

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

A house without a dog or a cat is the house of a scoundrel.

Never rely on the glory of the morning or the smiles of your mother-in-law.

The geek shall inherit the earth.

You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.

Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day.

A good painter need not give a name to his picture, a bad one must.

A noisy cow gives little milk.

If you want something done, ask a busy person.

Sometimes the road is less traveled for a reason.

Give a man a fish and it will feed him for a day, give the man a fishing rod and he will sell it for more fish, or burn it for firewood.

(1968 – ) English impressionist & comedian

When a rogue kisses you, count your teeth.

The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.

Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.

Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries, and you will have a fine pig and a bad child.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.