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Proverbs
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It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Proverbs
Modesty
A house without a dog or a cat is the house of a scoundrel.
Portuguese proverb
Animals
Cats
Dogs
Proverbs
Pets
Never rely on the glory of the morning or the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Japanese proverb
Family
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Mother-in-law
The geek shall inherit the earth.
Proverb
Proverbs
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Geeks
Inherit
You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.
Proverb
Animals
Appearance
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Pigs
Reality
Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day.
French proverb
Proverbs
A good painter need not give a name to his picture, a bad one must.
Polish proverb
Proverbs
Work
A noisy cow gives little milk.
Polish proverb
Proverbs
If you want something done, ask a busy person.
Proverb
Proverbs
Busy
Sometimes the road is less traveled for a reason.
American proverb
Activities
Proverbs
Travel
Give a man a fish and it will feed him for a day, give the man a fishing rod and he will sell it for more fish, or burn it for firewood.
Jon Culshaw
(1968 – ) English impressionist & comedian
Miscellaneous
Proverbs
Fish
When a rogue kisses you, count your teeth.
Hebrew proverb
Proverbs
The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
Danish proverb
Proverbs
Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.
Native American proverb
Communication
Proverbs
Listening
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.
Latin proverb
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Disease
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Proverb
Animals
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Early bird
It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.
Mexican proverb
Animals
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Horses
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.
Klingon Proverb
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Wisdom
"Star Trek"
Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries, and you will have a fine pig and a bad child.
Danish proverb
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Proverbs
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Anonymous
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Listening
When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.
Chinese proverb
Proverbs
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