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If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.
Italian proverb
Problems
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
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To err is human, to forgive is human.
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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but either way you’ve got flies.
Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
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All sizzle and no steak.
Proverb
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All style and no substance
The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.
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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Anonymous
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Young pigs grunt as as old pigs grunted before them.
Danish proverb
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.
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Fools rush in and get the best seats.
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We grow too soon old and too late smart.
Dutch proverb
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Being young is a fault that diminishes daily.
Swedish proverb
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When one shuts one eye, one does not hear everything.
Swiss proverb
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.
German proverb
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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Who depends on another man’s table often dines late.
Italian proverb
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It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.
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One drink is just right; two is too many; three are too few.
Spanish proverb
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