Subject: Proverbs (Page 6)

If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

To err is human, to forgive is human.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but either way you’ve got flies.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

All sizzle and no steak.

The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Young pigs grunt as as old pigs grunted before them.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.

Fools rush in and get the best seats.

We grow too soon old and too late smart.

Being young is a fault that diminishes daily.

When one shuts one eye, one does not hear everything.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Who depends on another man’s table often dines late.

It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.

One drink is just right; two is too many; three are too few.