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Proverbs
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Let every fox take care of his own tail.
Italian proverb
Proverbs
A noisy cow gives little milk.
Polish proverb
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It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
Anonymous
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Modesty
Never rely on the glory of the morning or the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Japanese proverb
Family
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Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day.
French proverb
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You can grow as much corn on a crooked row as on a straight one.
Jerry Clower
(1926 – 1998) American country comedian
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Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!
Proverb
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Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get.
Spanish proverb
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When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.
Proverb
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Who depends on another man’s table often dines late.
Italian proverb
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Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
Chinese proverb
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A good painter need not give a name to his picture, a bad one must.
Polish proverb
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If a patient dies, the doctor killed him, but if he gets well, the saints have saved him.
Italian proverb
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Chaste makes waste.
Proverb
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Sex
One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.
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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.
Swedish proverb
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It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.
Mexican proverb
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It is easier to pull down than to build up.
Latin proverb
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If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
American proverb
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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