Subject: Proverbs (Page 6)

The fights you avoid do you far more good than the ones you will win.

There is hope as long as your fishing-line is in the water.

You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.

Many men know how to flatter, few men know how to praise.

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you would be Pope, you must think of nothing else.

You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

He who builds by the roadside has many surveyors.

A good appetite needs no sauce.

When spiders unite they can tie down a lion.

People living in glass houses should not!

Cat bathing is a martial art.

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.

A bird in the hand is usually dead.

The geek shall inherit the earth.

Never give advice in a crowd.

The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.