Subject: Proverbs (Page 6)

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Memory Proverbs

The wages of sin is death – but the working conditions are good.

Death Proverbs

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Sleep

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Proverbs Time

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.

Activities Health Proverbs Sleep

The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.

Proverbs Situations

People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

Communication Fools Intelligence Proverbs Speech

The sinning is the best part of repentance.

Proverbs

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Animals Characteristics Proverbs

A bird in the hand is usually dead.

Animals Proverbs

Cat bathing is a martial art.

Proverbs

When the fox preaches, look to the geese.

Proverbs

You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but either way you’ve got flies.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Proverbs

There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.

Alcohol Food/Drink Proverbs

You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.

Proverbs

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Life Proverbs

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.

Intelligence Proverbs Wisdom

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.

Intelligence Proverbs Wisdom

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Beliefs Proverbs

The church is near, but the road is icy; the bar is far away, but I will walk carefully.

Alcohol Food/Drink Proverbs

No physician is really good before he has killed one or two patients.

Doctors Health Proverbs