Subject: Proverbs (Page 6)

Let every fox take care of his own tail.

A noisy cow gives little milk.

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

Never rely on the glory of the morning or the smiles of your mother-in-law.

Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day.

You can grow as much corn on a crooked row as on a straight one.

(1926 – 1998) American country comedian

Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!

Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get.

When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.

Who depends on another man’s table often dines late.

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.

A good painter need not give a name to his picture, a bad one must.

If a patient dies, the doctor killed him, but if he gets well, the saints have saved him.

Chaste makes waste.

One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.

It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.

It is easier to pull down than to build up.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist