Subject: Proverbs (Page 7)

Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

If all else fails, try the obvious.

The church is near, but the road is icy; the bar is far away, but I will walk carefully.

It is not a fish until it is on the bank.

The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.

Justifying a fault doubles it.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.

No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.

When the fox preaches, look to the geese.

Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.

A girl who can’t dance says the band can’t play.

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

The geek shall inherit the earth.

The one who snores will fall asleep first.