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Proverbs
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Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
American proverb
Problems
Proverbs
Troubles
Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.
Chinese proverb
Happiness
Proverbs
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Proverb
Eating
Food/Drink
Proverbs
Situations
Sleep
Kitchen
If all else fails, try the obvious.
Proverb
Problems
Proverbs
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The church is near, but the road is icy; the bar is far away, but I will walk carefully.
Russian proverb
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Proverbs
Bars
It is not a fish until it is on the bank.
Irish proverb
Proverbs
Expectations
The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Grass is always greener
lawns
Justifying a fault doubles it.
French proverb
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Faults
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
American proverb
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A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
Czech proverb
Beer
Food/Drink
Proverbs
Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.
Italian proverb
Proverbs
Situations
The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
Chinese proverb
Age
Proverbs
Women
No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.
Jamaican proverb
Proverbs
Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.
Swedish proverb
Emotions
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Joy
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
Irish proverb
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Sleep
Laughter
When the fox preaches, look to the geese.
German proverb
Proverbs
Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.
Proverb
Beliefs
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Faith
A girl who can’t dance says the band can’t play.
Yiddish proverb
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Dancing
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Sicilian Proverb
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The geek shall inherit the earth.
Proverb
Proverbs
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The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Proverb
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Sleep
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