Subject: Proverbs (Page 8)

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.

If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.

One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.

Never rely on the glory of the morning or the smiles of your mother-in-law.

You may laugh at a friend’s roof; don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

A dog is wiser than a woman; it doesn’t bark at its master.

If you would be Pope, you must think of nothing else.

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.

Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.

If all else fails, try the obvious.

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

It is easier to pull down than to build up.

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.

A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed are kings.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

The fights you avoid do you far more good than the ones you will win.

There is not a single proverb in favor of early rising that appeals to the higher nature of man.

(1879 – 1949) Irish writer

Measure twice, cut once.