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Proverbs
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You may laugh at a friend’s roof; don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.
Kenyan proverb
Proverbs
When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Blind leading the blind
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Proverb
Beliefs
Life
Proverbs
Experience
A father is a banker provided by nature.
French proverb
Family
Fathers
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Bankers
Friends are like fiddle-strings and they must not be screwed too tightly.
Irish proverb
Friends
People
Proverbs
Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!
Proverb
Proverbs
Sex
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Contempt
Familiarity
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
Chinese proverb
Proverbs
If all else fails, try the obvious.
Proverb
Problems
Proverbs
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Obvious
To err is human, to forgive is human.
Proverb
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Proverbs
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All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.
Proverb
Proverbs
Jealousy and love are sisters.
Russian proverb
Emotions
Love
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Jealousy
It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.
Mexican proverb
Animals
Proverbs
Horses
Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.
Native American proverb
Communication
Proverbs
Listening
Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.
Chinese proverb
Happiness
Proverbs
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
Proverb
Proverbs
A rolling stone
Momentum
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
Danish proverb
Proverbs
You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but either way you’ve got flies.
Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Proverbs
Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.
Yiddish proverb
Proverbs
You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
Irish proverb
Proverbs
Growing
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Proverb
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Death
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