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Proverbs
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Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.
Chinese proverb
Happiness
Proverbs
If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.
Proverb
Death
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Health
Life
Proverbs
One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.
Chinese proverb
Proverbs
Never rely on the glory of the morning or the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Japanese proverb
Family
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You may laugh at a friend’s roof; don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.
Kenyan proverb
Proverbs
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Proverb
Murphy’s Laws
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Situations
Sleep
Snoring
A dog is wiser than a woman; it doesn’t bark at its master.
Russian proverb
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If you would be Pope, you must think of nothing else.
Spanish proverb
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Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.
Swedish proverb
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Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.
German proverb
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If all else fails, try the obvious.
Proverb
Problems
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Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Proverb
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It is easier to pull down than to build up.
Latin proverb
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Reviews/Criticism
Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.
Italian proverb
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A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.
Chinese proverb
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Proverb
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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed are kings.
Macedonian proverb
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No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
American proverb
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The fights you avoid do you far more good than the ones you will win.
Anonymous
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There is not a single proverb in favor of early rising that appeals to the higher nature of man.
Robert Wilson Lynd
(1879 – 1949) Irish writer
Proverbs
Measure twice, cut once.
American proverb
Proverbs
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