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Proverbs
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Better late than… pregnant.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Time
Pregnancy
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.
Latin proverb
Doctors
Health
Proverbs
Disease
One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.
Proverb
Children
Family
Marriage
Proverbs
If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.
Proverb
Death
Doctors
Health
Life
Proverbs
You may laugh at a friend’s roof; don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.
Kenyan proverb
Proverbs
You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but either way you’ve got flies.
Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Proverbs
The church is near, but the road is icy; the bar is far away, but I will walk carefully.
Russian proverb
Alcohol
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A fool and his money are soon partying.
Proverb
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God is good, but never dance in a small boat.
Proverb
Dance
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Boat
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
American proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.
Proverb
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Proverbs
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Proverb
Memory
Proverbs
Conscience
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People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
Proverb
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
Proverbs
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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Proverb
Communication
Fools
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Cutting off a mule's ears doesn't make it a horse.
Creole proverb
Appearance
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Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get.
Spanish proverb
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It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.
Proverb
Appearance
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Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.
Proverbs
Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
Proverb
Proverbs
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Yield
If the baby is happy, don’t try to make it happier.
Anonymous
Family
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Baby
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
American proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Shoes
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