Subject: Proverbs (Page 9)

If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also.

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

You will never plough a field if you only turn it over in your mind.

You may laugh at a friend’s roof; don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.

What the mulla says, you must do; what he does, you must not do.

The reverse side also has a reverse side.

The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune.

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.

A girl who can’t dance says the band can’t play.

When two quarrel, both are to blame.

Justifying a fault doubles it.

The house that is built after every man’s advice seldom gets a roof.

Measure twice, cut once.

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

It’s always darkest before… daylight savings time.

You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.

Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.

Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours.