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Proverbs
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You will never plough a field if you only turn it over in your mind.
Irish proverb
Proverbs
Work
Accomplishment
A dog is wiser than a woman; it doesn’t bark at its master.
Russian proverb
People
Proverbs
Women
You may laugh at a friend’s roof; don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.
Kenyan proverb
Proverbs
The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.
Proverb
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Grass is always greener
lawns
Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.
German proverb
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When the fox preaches, look to the geese.
German proverb
Proverbs
The fights you avoid do you far more good than the ones you will win.
Anonymous
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Cat bathing is a martial art.
Proverb
Proverbs
He who follows the river comes at last to the sea.
Swedish proverb
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You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
Irish proverb
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
Proverb
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Absence makes the heart go wander.
Proverb
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If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.
Proverb
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Never buy a car you can’t push.
American proverb
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When in doubt, gallop!
French foreign legion proverb
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If you go to war pray once; if you go on a sea journey pray twice; but pray three times when you are going to be married.
Russian proverb
Marriage
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Jimmy Carr My father always used to say, ‘What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger’… Until the accident.”
Jimmy Carr
(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Proverbs
If an ass goes a-traveling, he'll not come home a horse.
African proverb
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Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.
Native American proverb
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You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.
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The best way to get praise is to die.
Italian proverb
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