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Proverbs
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If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also.
Russian proverb
Proverbs
Guests
Host
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
Slovenian Proverb
Beliefs
Honesty
Proverbs
Truth
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Proverb
Intelligence
Proverbs
Stupidity
Artificial intelligence
You will never plough a field if you only turn it over in your mind.
Irish proverb
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Work
Accomplishment
You may laugh at a friend’s roof; don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.
Kenyan proverb
Proverbs
What the mulla says, you must do; what he does, you must not do.
Kashmiri proverb
Proverbs
Example
The reverse side also has a reverse side.
Japanese proverb
Proverbs
The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune.
Irish proverb
Age
Old
Proverbs
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Proverb
Murphy’s Laws
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Sleep
Snoring
If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.
Italian proverb
Problems
Proverbs
A girl who can’t dance says the band can’t play.
Yiddish proverb
Proverbs
Dancing
When two quarrel, both are to blame.
Dutch proverb
Proverbs
Justifying a fault doubles it.
French proverb
Proverbs
Faults
The house that is built after every man’s advice seldom gets a roof.
Swedish proverb
Proverbs
Measure twice, cut once.
American proverb
Proverbs
Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
Proverb
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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Proverb
Communication
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It’s always darkest before… daylight savings time.
American proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Time
You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
Irish proverb
Proverbs
Growing
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
Proverb
Characteristics
Proverbs
Enemies
Tact
Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours.
American proverb
Proverbs
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