Subject: Relationships (Page 18)

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Family Relationships

I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.

writer, humorist, columnist & speaker
Relationships

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast; turned out to be a trick knee.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Body Health Relationships

I’ve got a boyfriend at the moment; sometimes he’s there and sometimes he’s not; I prefer it when he’s not… sex is a lot quicker.

(1975 – ) English comedian
Relationships Sex

My son has taken up meditation… at least it's better than sitting around doing nothing.

typographer
Relationships Situations

[My mother] had something like ‘time out;' it was called ‘knock out.'

American comedian
Age Relationships Young

It is not necessary to have relatives in Kansas City to be unhappy.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Family Insults Places Relationships

My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman; still, I've got another three goes.


Dating Relationships