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If Planes were a reasonably priced download, you'd gladly use it to sedate your kids during a long car ride.

Rafer Guzman

journalist & film critic

Reviews/Criticism “Planes”

It defines boredom by mostly being boring about it.

Bob Thompson

movie writer, reviewer & columnist

Reviews/Criticism Of the film “Sunday”

… this just dares you to stay awake.

Michael Adams

film reviewer

Reviews/Criticism Of the film “Planet 51”

Even a 14-year-old — maybe especially a 14-year-old — knows lameness when he sees it.

Tim Goodman

American television critic

Reviews/Criticism Reviewing “The Winner”

We did not conceive it possible that even Mr. Lincoln would produce a paper so slipshod, so loose-joined, so puerile, not alone in literary construction, but in its ideas, its sentiments, its grasp.

Chicago Times

Reviews/Criticism Speech On Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address

He’s a writer for the ages… for the ages of four to eight.

Dorothy Parker

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

Communication Reading/Writing Reviews/Criticism

Dumb as rocks, thin as paper and dull as scissors…

Matt Pais

American movie critic

Reviews/Criticism “Bullet to the Head”

Michael Madsen? Michelle Rodriguez? ‘I’ll take “Actors Who Should Never Appear in Period Pieces” for $500, Alex.’

Rob Vaux

writer, editor & film reviewer

Reviews/Criticism “Bloodrayne”

The first act occupied three hours… I enjoyed that in spite of the singing.

Mark Twain

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Reviews/Criticism Of Wagner’s opera Parisfal

Parsifal is the kind of opera that starts at six o'clock; after it has been going three hours, you look at your watch and it says 6:20.

David Randolph

American choral conductor, director, teacher & radio host

Entertainment Reviews/Criticism Time Written by Richard Wagner

It’s boring.

James Adams

film critic

Reviews/Criticism Of “Jeff Who Lives at Home”

Only enormously talented people could have made Death to Smoochy. Those with lesser gifts would have lacked the nerve to make a film so bad, so miscalculated, so lacking any connection with any possible audience.

Roger Ebert

(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter

Reviews/Criticism “Death to Smoochy”

Long experience has taught me that to be criticized is not always to be wrong.

Anthony Eden

(1897 – 1977) British politician & Prime Minister

Reviews/Criticism Criticism

He writes his plays for the ages – the ages between five and twelve.

George Jean Nathan

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor

Insults Reviews/Criticism About George Bernard Shaw

He uses a lot of big words, and his sentences are from here to the airport.

Carolyn Chute

(1947 – ) American writer & populist political activist

Reading/Writing Reviews/Criticism About William Faulkner

I would much rather see two hours of [Robert Downey, Jr.] improvising without any script, than watch five minutes of Zach Galifianakis’ tired shtick.

Rubin Safaya

film critic

Reviews/Criticism Reviewing “Due Date”

She plunged into a sea of platitudes, and with the powerful breast stroke of a channel swimmer made her confident way towards the white cliffs of the obvious.

W. Somerset Maugham

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

Reading/Writing Reviews/Criticism

All through the five acts of that Shakespearean tragedy he played the King as though under momentary apprehension that someone else was about to play the Ace.

Eugene Field

(1850 – 1895) American writer

Acting Reviews/Criticism “King Lear” Theater

Those who cannot remember history are doomed to learn it from Oliver Stone movies.

John Harkness

(1954–2007) Canadian film critic

Reviews/Criticism Oliver Stone

There’s a certain irony in having a timeless tale about a man finding his soul being told in the most soulless way possible.

Devin Faraci

film critic

Reviews/Criticism “Disney’s A Christmas Carol”

The movie is too busy being thuggish bilge to note the irony of using every tank and missile at Ice Cube’s disposal to rescue a U.S. president about to downgrade defense spending.

Tim Robey

English journalist

Reviews/Criticism “xXx: The Next Level”

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Subject: Reviews/Criticism (Page 10)

If Planes were a reasonably priced download, you'd gladly use it to sedate your kids during a long car ride.

It defines boredom by mostly being boring about it.

… this just dares you to stay awake.

Even a 14-year-old — maybe especially a 14-year-old — knows lameness when he sees it.

We did not conceive it possible that even Mr. Lincoln would produce a paper so slipshod, so loose-joined, so puerile, not alone in literary construction, but in its ideas, its sentiments, its grasp.

He’s a writer for the ages… for the ages of four to eight.

Dumb as rocks, thin as paper and dull as scissors…

Michael Madsen? Michelle Rodriguez? ‘I’ll take “Actors Who Should Never Appear in Period Pieces” for $500, Alex.’

The first act occupied three hours… I enjoyed that in spite of the singing.

Parsifal is the kind of opera that starts at six o'clock; after it has been going three hours, you look at your watch and it says 6:20.

It’s boring.

Only enormously talented people could have made Death to Smoochy. Those with lesser gifts would have lacked the nerve to make a film so bad, so miscalculated, so lacking any connection with any possible audience.

Long experience has taught me that to be criticized is not always to be wrong.

He writes his plays for the ages – the ages between five and twelve.

He uses a lot of big words, and his sentences are from here to the airport.

I would much rather see two hours of [Robert Downey, Jr.] improvising without any script, than watch five minutes of Zach Galifianakis’ tired shtick.

She plunged into a sea of platitudes, and with the powerful breast stroke of a channel swimmer made her confident way towards the white cliffs of the obvious.

All through the five acts of that Shakespearean tragedy he played the King as though under momentary apprehension that someone else was about to play the Ace.

Those who cannot remember history are doomed to learn it from Oliver Stone movies.

There’s a certain irony in having a timeless tale about a man finding his soul being told in the most soulless way possible.

The movie is too busy being thuggish bilge to note the irony of using every tank and missile at Ice Cube’s disposal to rescue a U.S. president about to downgrade defense spending.