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This is an old idea, beautifully expressed by Wordsworth, who said, ‘Heaven lies about us in our infancy.’ If I could quote the whole poem instead of completing this review, believe me, we’d all be happier. But I press on.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Baby Geniuses”
Real-life military trainers – regardless of gender – never make you say, ‘Wow you’re hot!’ They make you say, ‘I’ll do whatever you want, please don’t hurt me.’
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Annapolis”
If [Robert] Duvall can improve on his next effort, somebody might hire him to write and direct the return of the
Police Academy
movies. It would be a step up.
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism
“Assassination Tango”
“This sucks on so many levels.” — Dialogue from Jason X. Rare for a movie to so frankly describe itself.
Jason X
sucks on the levels of storytelling, character development, suspense, special effects, originality, punctuation, neatness and aptness of thought.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Jason X”
Unfortunately, all
Coach Carter
taught me was that I can actually scratch the first four verses of Revelations into the back of a theater chair with my fingernail in a little under two hours.
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Miscellaneous
Reviews/Criticism
“Coach Carter”
There is a word for this movie, and that word is: “Ick.”
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Good Luck Chuck”
The movie has been signed by Michael Bay. This is the same man who directed
The Rock
in 1996. Now he has made
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
Faust made a better deal.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen”
Captain America
is a movie where nothing really happens until just before the very end, when the director accidentally filmed a few action sequences but made sure that the main bad guy wasn’t involved whatsoever. Then nothing happens, again, then roll credits.
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism
“Captain America”
Thor is really just like your dad out in the garage after a few drinks. Only more racist.
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism
“Thor”
This time, the Force wasn’t with him.
Wallace Baine
film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
On “Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace”
There’s not a scene… that isn’t awful.
Mark Palermo
American writer & film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Because I Said So”
This poem will not reach its destination.
Voltaire
(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
Reviews/Criticism
On Jean Baptiste Rousseau's ode “To Posterity”
You’ll have more fun setting fire to yourself in the parking lot. You’ll be more entertained getting hit by a bus.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever”
Even this comedic triumvirate cannot prevent the script’s biggest feat of magic: making the laughs disappear.
Kirk Baird
writer & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“The Incredible Burt Wonderstone”
Parsifal
is the kind of opera that starts at six o'clock; after it has been going three hours, you look at your watch and it says 6:20.
David Randolph
American choral conductor, director, teacher & radio host
Entertainment
Reviews/Criticism
Time
Written by Richard Wagner
Little Indian, Big City
is one of the worst movies ever made. I detested every moronic minute of it…if you, under any circumstances, see
Little Indian, Big City,
I will never let you read one of my reviews again.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Little Indian
Big City”
It was the visual equivalent of Pringles: unfortunately, we couldn't stop watching it, albeit through our fingers. Painful.
Tanya Sweeney
Irish writer & reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“The Dinner Party”
Mostly makes you want to go home and have a shower.
Liz Braun
movie critic
Reviews/Criticism
Of “Killer Joe”
Michael Madsen? Michelle Rodriguez? ‘I’ll take “Actors Who Should Never Appear in Period Pieces” for $500, Alex.’
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Bloodrayne”
>Battlefield Earth is like taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a long time. It's not merely bad; it's unpleasant in a hostile way.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Battlefield Earth”
Purists, be warned: This scare-flick quickie [
House of Wax
] has as much relation to the 1953 Vincent Price classic with the same title as Paris Hilton does to acting.
Peter Travers
American film critic & televison interviewer
Insults
Reviews/Criticism
“House of Wax”
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