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Reviews/Criticism
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This is either bad writing, bad direction, bad acting or a combination of the three.
Rubin Safaya
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3”
I’d rather spend my 180 minutes seeing how hard a 400-pound gorilla can tighten a vise around my penis before I pass out from the pain.
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism
“Boogie Nights”
It doesn’t suck. Please take a moment to pick your jaw up off the floor and we’ll continue.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Rocky Balboa”
Elliot Gould!? What, were George Segal and Ryan ONeal unavailable? Was it “free cheese day” at the celebrity shelter?
Mark Ramsey
American film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Contagion”
I suppose this is what we get for encouraging the man.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Rambo (Rambo IV)”
Sylvester Stallone
Apparently the understudy had to go because of her throat; I suppose someone threatened to cut it.
Mrs. Patrick Campbell
(1865-1940) English actress
Acting
Entertainment
Insults
Reviews/Criticism
You know you’re in trouble with a sequel when the word of mouth advises you to see the first movie twice instead.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“The Twilight Saga: New Moon”
The entire film seems to consist of three thoughts, cycled ad nauseum: Don’t leave me. I can’t live without you. Make me a vampire.
Rubin Safaya
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“The Twilight Saga: New Moon”
[An] utterly incompetent, painfully unfunny, ploddingly dull waste of time, money and life.
Devin Faraci
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Cop Out”
It was a cute picture; they used the basic story of
Wuthering Heights
and worked in surf riders.
Neil Simon
(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
From ‘Last of the Red Hot Lovers’
I have read your book and much like it.
Moses Hadas
(1900 – 1986) American teacher & translator
Books
Reviews/Criticism
Darling, they’ve absolutely ruined your perfectly dreadful play.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Reviews/Criticism
To Tennessee Williams after seeing the film of “Orpheus Descending”
It not only promotes every stereotype and invokes every cliché of Brooklyn lore, it combines them all into an insulting composite, fuses that to the chrome-and-fins of the pointless Fifties, and then – weirdly – pretends it’s Shakespeare.
Jack Mathews
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
Reviewing the film “Deuces Wild”
Michael Madsen? Michelle Rodriguez? ‘I’ll take “Actors Who Should Never Appear in Period Pieces” for $500, Alex.’
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Bloodrayne”
I’m still working on my time machine; if I ever perfect it, I’m going back in time to prevent Ace Ventura 2 from being made… and then I’m going after Hitler.
Andy Kindler
(1956 – ) American comedian
Reviews/Criticism
Ace Ventura 2
Time machine
This show may well exist on a plane where the awesomely terrible is equivalent to the terribly awesome.
Troy Patterson
American film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Bionic Woman”
If you really want to help the American theater darling, be an audience.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Acting
Insults
Reviews/Criticism
To a young actress
That film sucked so bad my opinion of it went straight to video.
Denis Leary
(1957 – ) American actor, comedian, writer & director
Reviews/Criticism
Review of “Eight Crazy Nights”
Orlando Bloom was so wooden he could have played the horse.
Peter Howick
Irish film critic
Acting
Reviews/Criticism
Reviewing “Troy”
Fool! Dost thou not know that creepy children have cursed our screens in numbers too great to count, and by now, we find them marginally less terrifying than navel lint?
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“The Reaping”
On film,
Bonfire
achieves a consistency of ineptitude rare even in this era of over-inflated cinematic air bags.
Peter Travers
American film critic & televison interviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“The Bonfire of the Vanities”
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