Subject: Reviews/Criticism (Page 2)

The best thing about Chill Factor is that it’s over fast.

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You could do worse… by which I mean you couldn't possibly do worse.

writer, editor & film reviewer
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He’s a writer for the ages… for the ages of four to eight.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Communication Reading/Writing Reviews/Criticism

She appeared to be suffering from: ‘Fallen archness.’

(1838 – 1918) journalist, historian, academic & novelist
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Robbing casinos? Shit, these guys should be in charge of Katrina relief!

writer, editor & film reviewer
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Identity Thief starts off moronic and then goes downhill.

British broadcaster, writer & film critic
Driving Reviews/Criticism

The entire film seems to consist of three thoughts, cycled ad nauseum: Don’t leave me. I can’t live without you. Make me a vampire.

film critic
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I’d rather spend my 180 minutes seeing how hard a 400-pound gorilla can tighten a vise around my penis before I pass out from the pain.

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If Airplane! was Mad Magazine at its absolute best, a real genius work of insanity, Scary Movie 5 is an issue you don’t bother trying to get back after the teacher confiscates it.

film critic
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It’s obvious that nobody believed in this project longer than it took for the check to clear.

writer, editor & film reviewer
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Joan Collins unfortunately can’t be with us tonight… she’s busy attending the birth of her next husband.

(1964 – ) English professional snooker player & television personality
People Reviews/Criticism

Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.

(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
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I understand your new play is full of single entendres.

(1889 – 1961) Am. playwright, theater director & producer & humorist
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In his bodybuilding days Arnold Schwarzenegger was known as the Austrian Oak; then he started acting and was know as… the Austrian Oak.

(1961 – ) English standup comedian, actor & writer
Acting Entertainment Reviews/Criticism

Sometimes he was inaudible – those were his best moments.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
People Reviews/Criticism

More dreadful than dangerous.

musician & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism

Jazz: Music invented for the torture of imbeciles.

(1852 – 1933) author, educator & clergyman
Music Reviews/Criticism

All books over five hundred pages that weren’t written by Dickens or a dead Russian are better left on the shelf.

journalist & author
Books Reviews/Criticism

If you don't knit bring a good book.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
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Not for the first time the geniuses in the trailer department managed to make a rather unusual film look and sound just like every other movie.

(1959 – ) Canadian-born writer, political commentator & cultural critic
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This time, the Force wasn’t with him.

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