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Psst! DreamWorks! Your Nemo envy is showing!
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Shark Tale”
The surprising thing about this paper is that a man who could write it would.
J.E. Littlewood
(1885 – 1977) English mathematician
Reading/Writing
Reviews/Criticism
He uses a lot of big words, and his sentences are from here to the airport.
Carolyn Chute
(1947 – ) American writer & populist political activist
Reading/Writing
Reviews/Criticism
About William Faulkner
Ignatowski’s got a father? There goes my spore theory!
Danny DeVito
(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer
Reviews/Criticism
TV/Movie Quotes
As Louie De Palma in “Taxi”
Nowadays Mitchum doesn’t so much act as point his suit at people.
Russell Davies
(1946 – ) British journalist & broadcaster
Acting
Reviews/Criticism
Of Robert MItchum
This movie is the definition of a dud, something that just sits inert on screen.
Devin Faraci
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Cowboys & Aliens”
The Last Airbender
is an agonizing experience in every category I can think of and others still waiting to be invented.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“The Last Airbender”
You must have a better way to spend that $13.
Liz Braun
movie critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Scary Movie 5”
Anton Bruckner wrote the same symphony nine times, trying to get it just right… he failed.
Edward Abbey
(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist
Music
Reviews/Criticism
Anton Bruckner
Steve Guttenberg and a friendship between a dog and a dolphin – in what fiery pit of hell was this heartwarming plot conjured?
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism
“Zeus and Roxanne”
You know those movies that look like they’re going to be really insipid and then completely surprise you? 17 Again isn’t one of those.
Devin Faraci
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“17 Again”
His pictures seem to resemble not pictures but a sample book of patterns of linoleum.
Cyril Asquith
(1890 – 1954) British critic
Reviews/Criticism
Paintings
[Raymond] Massey won’t be satisfied until he’s assassinated.
George S. Kaufman
(1889 – 1961) Am. playwright, theater director & producer & humorist
Reviews/Criticism
On Massey’s performance as Abraham Lincoln
The dialogue was it’s only strong area, but liking the film because of that would be akin to thinking a park bench a good snack because someone spilled your favorite espresso on it.
The Movie Guys
(movie reviews at themovieguys.net)
Reviews/Criticism
“Olympus Has Fallen”
The acting is always good, but when it's not, you can always expect that character to flash her boobs, so who's complaining?
Mike Sage
editor, director, performer, & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Friday the 13th”
There's less in this than meets the eye.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Reviews/Criticism
Review of a Broadway play
Rock journalism is people who can’t write, interviewing people who can’t talk, in order to provide articles for people who can’t read.
Frank Zappa
(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director
Communication
Reading/Writing
Reviews/Criticism
Rock journalism
Next to
Epic Movie
and
Date Movie,
the Scary Movies are French cuisine.
Mark Palermo
American writer & film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Epic Movie”
If I had wanted to watch two hours of “VH-1,” guess what? … I would have stayed home and done that… for free.
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism
“Blue Brothers 2000”
Shostakovich is without doubt the foremost composer of pornographic music in the history of art.
W.J. Henderson
(1855 – 1937) American musical critic & scholar
Music
Reviews/Criticism
On composer Dmitri Shostakovich
Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of wet toilet paper.
Rex Reed
(1938 – ) film critic & former television co-host
Reviews/Criticism
Speech
About Marlon Brando
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