Subject: Reviews/Criticism (Page 23)

Stop for a moment and ponder just how stupid it is to blow the ending of your movie in the title.

writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism

The old man and the Cialis.

American movie critic
Reviews/Criticism

Me no Leica.

(1913 – 1996) writer & Broadway theater critic
Reviews/Criticism

I always said that I'd like Barrymore's acting till the cows came home. Well, ladies and gentleman, last night the cows came home.

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Acting Reviews/Criticism

He’s a writer for the ages… for the ages of four to eight.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Communication Reading/Writing Reviews/Criticism

Even a 14-year-old — maybe especially a 14-year-old — knows lameness when he sees it.

American television critic
Reviews/Criticism

It's not music, it's a disease.

(1911 – 2010) American bandleader
Entertainment Music Reviews/Criticism

House of Wax is cheap, dirty entertainment, and it knows it.

writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism

I think that the film Clueless was very deep; I think it was deep in the way that it was very light; I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

(1976 – ) American actress
Reviews/Criticism

Trump’s nothing like Hitler… there’s no way he could write a book.

(1972 – ) Scottish comedian
Reviews/Criticism

Thor is really just like your dad out in the garage after a few drinks. Only more racist.

(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism

As a work of art, it has the same status as a long conversation between two not very bright drunks.

(1939 – ) Australian author, critic, broadcaster, poet & memoirist
Reviews/Criticism

In his bodybuilding days Arnold Schwarzenegger was known as the Austrian Oak; then he started acting and was know as… the Austrian Oak.

(1961 – ) English standup comedian, actor & writer
Acting Entertainment Reviews/Criticism

Colin Farrell’s manful battle with the puerile dialogue, dodgy [Irish] accents, wandering plot and some unreliable supporting performances is greater than anything the real Alexander would have faced, and is ultimately one he cannot win.

Irish film critic
Acting Reviews/Criticism

Watching [Nicolas] Cage karate chop Leelee “Made-for-TV” Sobiesky into submission is almost worth the price of admission. Well, assuming admission was free.

editor, director, performer, & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism

Wet she’s a star; dry she ain’t.

(1891 – 1951) comedian, singer, theater & film actress
Acting Reviews/Criticism

There is some serious venom spewing from this movie, probably because screenwriters Steve Franks and Tim Herlihy are beginning to realize their only talent in life consists of riding their friend’s coattails through the Garden of Mediocrity.

(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism

This is the kind of show to give pornography a bad name.

(1927 – 2008) British-born American writer & critic
Reviews/Criticism

My name is Bob, and I am a father who is very afraid.

movie writer, reviewer & columnist
Reviews/Criticism

It’s so bad that the Director's Guild should revoke [director Zack] Snyder’s membership and he should never be allowed to direct again.

film critic
Reviews/Criticism

Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Reviews/Criticism