Subject: Reviews/Criticism (Page 24)

You can actually hear the writers pulling ideas out of their butts and flinging them willy-nilly at the screen.

writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism

Darling, they’ve absolutely ruined your perfectly dreadful play.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Reviews/Criticism

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of wet toilet paper.

(1938 – ) film critic & former television co-host
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Me no Leica.

(1913 – 1996) writer & Broadway theater critic
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Turn with caution!

musician & film reviewer
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Sarah Brightman couldn't act scared on the New York subway at four o'clock in the morning.

(1943 – 2007) American film critic
Acting Reviews/Criticism

It's probable that if a meteor landed right in the middle of Los Angeles, nobody would even notice. I say this because apparently nobody noticed that the first Anaconda sucked.

(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
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Happily, Helen Hunt takes the “ick” and “ick” out of chick flick.

film reviewer
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It would kill a cat and turn rocks into scrambled eggs.

(1913 – 1975) American actor
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You could do worse… by which I mean you couldn't possibly do worse.

writer, editor & film reviewer
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As I watched Pacific Rim I could literally feel myself shedding IQ points the way Kate Hudson sheds a big lunch in the bathroom of the Beverly Hills Hotel.

American film critic
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In space no one can hear you yawn.

film critic
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It resembles a tortoise shell cat having a fit in a plate of tomatoes.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Art Reviews/Criticism

I really should dynamite this movie just for forcing me to watch Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler try to act. The dude plays himself and I didn’t believe it – that’s how bad he is.

(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
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Love is a douche commercial.

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Joan Collins unfortunately can’t be with us tonight… she’s busy attending the birth of her next husband.

(1964 – ) English professional snooker player & television personality
People Reviews/Criticism

God help us, there’s going to be a director’s cut, isn’t there?

writer, editor & film reviewer
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What big clichés you have!

film critic
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A critic often has to play the role of coroner, dissecting a work to find out why it died (or never lived). 

(1959 – ) American film critic
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Like all self-made men he worships his creator.

Insults Reviews/Criticism

He had delusions of adequacy.

(1913 – 1996) writer & Broadway theater critic
Acting Reviews/Criticism