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Orlando Bloom was so wooden he could have played the horse.
Peter Howick
Irish film critic
Acting
Reviews/Criticism
Reviewing “Troy”
If you plan to miss this movie, better miss it quickly; I doubt if it’ll be around to miss for long.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Americathon”
[Lindsay] Lohan reads more like oak than Marilyn Monroe on her most inebriated day.
Rubin Safaya
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Just My Luck”
Valentine's Day
is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think it's more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
Valentine's Day
It's Melanie Griffith's best role yet… which is like saying the morphine shots are the best part about having first-degree burns over 80 percent of your body.
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism
“Another Day in Paradise”
You know, when the Devil’s spawn are susceptible to steak-knife attacks, evil has a problem.
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism
Going to see
Godzilla
at the Palais of the Cannes Film Festival is like attending a satanic ritual in St. Peter's Basilica… it was the festival's closing film, coming at the end like the horses in a parade, perhaps for the same reason.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Godzilla”
You know you’re in trouble when you’re reduced to praising a movie for its absence of fart jokes, and have to add ‘almost.’
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Saving Silverman”
If Threat Matrix made it onto the ABC schedule, imagine the shows that didn’t.
Phil Rosenthal
Reviews/Criticism
“Threat Matrix”
I suppose certain college fraternities could make screening it part of their hazing rituals.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Caligula”
This Mamet adaptation takes place in a very confined space, involves little or no action and is mostly concerned with how many minutes an actor can spew Mamet's laborious dialogue without collapsing.
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism
“American Buffalo”
The first act occupied three hours… I enjoyed that in spite of the singing.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Reviews/Criticism
Of Wagner’s opera Parisfal
I rented
The Cool Surface
last week; words can't describe how awful it is. I'm a big Teri Hatcher fan, but a rental… is $2.75 thrown down the drain. Save your money by reading the attached plot synopsis: [WARNING: spoiler follows] Teri Hatcher has breasts. They look OK.
Anonymous
Reviews/Criticism
“The Cool Surface”
Teri Hatcher
It's a car movie made by people who couldn't find reverse in a Volkswagen; a puzzle box thriller assembled by the functionally insane.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Getaway”
Elliot Gould!? What, were George Segal and Ryan ONeal unavailable? Was it “free cheese day” at the celebrity shelter?
Mark Ramsey
American film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Contagion”
Beware geeks bearing scripts.
Anonymous
Reviews/Criticism
Headline to a film review of “Troy”
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
makes a living cleaning fish tanks and occasionally prostituting himself. How much he charges I'm not sure, but the price is worth it if it keeps him off the streets and out of another movie.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo”
I wouldn't buy your book if you gave it to me.
Anonymous
Misspokements
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Oxymorons
In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Reviews/Criticism
Theater
His [George Bush] popularity rating – his approval rating – with blacks: two percent…
two
percent… that is somewhere between Mark Fuhrman and sickle cell anemia.
Bill Maher
(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
Insults
People
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Blacks
Then Gil and Noel sung a charming duet of “Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better”. They were both wrong.
Kelsey Grammer
(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
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TV/Movie Quotes
As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”
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