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Boat Trip
arrives preceded by publicity saying many homosexuals have been outraged by the film. Now that it's in theaters, everybody else has a chance to join them. Not that the film is outrageous. That would be asking too much. It is dim-witted, unfunny, too shallow to be offensive…
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Boat Trip”
This report, by its very length, defends itself against being read.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Communication
Reading/Writing
Reviews/Criticism
Fool! Dost thou not know that creepy children have cursed our screens in numbers too great to count, and by now, we find them marginally less terrifying than navel lint?
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“The Reaping”
Perhaps the only use this film has is to give philosophers who sit through it some way of experiencing what eternity truly means.
Devin Faraci
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“The Informers”
Fred Astaire looks as if he has just rolled out of his tomb, and Gene Kelly sports a toupee that looks borrowed from Howard Cosell for the occasion.
Matt Bailey
film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“That’s Entertainment 2”
[An] utterly incompetent, painfully unfunny, ploddingly dull waste of time, money and life.
Devin Faraci
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Cop Out”
My poor brain hung in there for as long as it could, but it lost its grip during the giant chicken attack and I haven’t seen it since.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“10
000 B.C.”
I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Seven Days In Utopia”
If you want to see what happens when independent filmmakers have too much money and don’t know what to do with it, just go see >Bee Season.
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism
“Bee Season”
Sometimes he was inaudible – those were his best moments.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
People
Reviews/Criticism
Orson Welles
Troy
is based on the epic poem
The Iliad
by Homer, according to the credits. Homer’s estate should sue.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Troy”
I rented
The Cool Surface
last week; words can't describe how awful it is. I'm a big Teri Hatcher fan, but a rental… is $2.75 thrown down the drain. Save your money by reading the attached plot synopsis: [WARNING: spoiler follows] Teri Hatcher has breasts. They look OK.
Anonymous
Reviews/Criticism
“The Cool Surface”
Teri Hatcher
A giant turd of a movie that was made because someone had the rights to a brand name and needed to exercise them in a timely manner.
Devin Faraci
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Texas Chainsaw”
God help us, there’s going to be a director’s cut, isn’t there?
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
Review of “Eragon”
It’s obvious that nobody believed in this project longer than it took for the check to clear.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“The Sentinel”
I suppose certain college fraternities could make screening it part of their hazing rituals.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Caligula”
The first time I saw you on stage I realized what a wonderful voice you've got; I think you're so brave not to have had it trained.
W.S. Gilbert
(1836 – 1911) English dramatist, librettist, poet & illustrator
Acting
Insults
Reviews/Criticism
Of an unknown actor
I hate
The Lone Ranger
as much as
The Lone Ranger
hates
The Lone Ranger
.
Devin Faraci
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“The Lone Ranger”
If you hear the phrase "Italian caveman epic" and your heart doesn't sing at least a little bit, then I pity your sad and joyless existence.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Yor
the Hunter from the Future”
I suppose this is what we get for encouraging the man.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Rambo (Rambo IV)”
Sylvester Stallone
About the only thing this cinematic whirligig skimps on is coherence, both narrative and aesthetic.
James Adams
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“The Butcher The Chef And The Swordsman”
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