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Reviews/Criticism
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Those who cannot remember history are doomed to learn it from Oliver Stone movies.
John Harkness
(1954–2007) Canadian film critic
Reviews/Criticism
Oliver Stone
The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night… Brahms lost.
Bennett Cerf
(1898 – 1971) American humorist
Music
Reviews/Criticism
Brahms
Even a 14-year-old — maybe especially a 14-year-old — knows lameness when he sees it.
Tim Goodman
American television critic
Reviews/Criticism
Reviewing “The Winner”
Hayden Christensen is less Anakin, more mannequin.
Tim Robey
English journalist
Reviews/Criticism
“Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith”
The movie has been signed by Michael Bay. This is the same man who directed
The Rock
in 1996. Now he has made
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
Faust made a better deal.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen”
She plunged into a sea of platitudes, and with the powerful breast stroke of a channel swimmer, made her confident way towards the white cliffs of the obvious.
W. Somerset Maugham
(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist
Communication
Reading/Writing
Reviews/Criticism
The surprising thing about this paper is that a man who could write it would.
J.E. Littlewood
(1885 – 1977) English mathematician
Reading/Writing
Reviews/Criticism
For me, there was a perverse masochistic pleasure in enduring the damn thing all over again, just to remind myself how cross it made me the first time round.
Mark Kermode
(1963 – ) English musician & film critic
Reviews/Criticism
Reviewing the remade “Funny Games”
Dragging your boyfriend/husband to this movie will give him the leverage to demand multiple screenings of Jerry Bruckheimer films as penance. Ladies, you have been warned.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Must Love Dogs”
Hook and Ladder
is the sort of play that gives failures a bad name.
Walter Kerr
(1913 – 1996) writer & Broadway theater critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Hook and Ladder”
Theater
Just as long as the real thing and twice as noisy.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Reviews/Criticism
Of the musical “Blitz”
Gone in 60 Seconds seems to be trying hard.
Bob Thompson
movie writer, reviewer & columnist
Reviews/Criticism
Review of “Gone in 60 Seconds”
Sun Tzu believed that becoming predictable would lead to disaster. Apparently, the creators of The Art of War couldn’t be bothered to take him to heart.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“The Art of War“
Apparently the understudy had to go because of her throat; I suppose someone threatened to cut it.
Mrs. Patrick Campbell
(1865-1940) English actress
Acting
Entertainment
Insults
Reviews/Criticism
I came away impressed with the mutant power of director Brett Ratner. We should strategically deploy him to destroy runaway movie franchises that threaten mankind with their continued existence.
Michael Agger
American film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“X-Men 3: Last Stand”
The play holds the season’s record, thus far, with a run of four evening performances and one matinée… by an odd coincidence, it ran just five performances too many.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Reviews/Criticism
In a review
I’d rather spend my 180 minutes seeing how hard a 400-pound gorilla can tighten a vise around my penis before I pass out from the pain.
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism
“Boogie Nights”
Battlefield Earth is like taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a long time. It's not merely bad; it's unpleasant in a hostile way.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Battlefield Earth”
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
John Mason Brown
(1900 – 1969) American drama critic & author
Acting
Reviews/Criticism
The battle was lost several movies earlier.
Spyder Darling
musician & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
Review of “Battle For The Planet Of The Apes”
Two hours of looking up at Marlon Brando's butt cheeks squashed flat against a glass tabletop would have been a preferable to this werewolf masterpiece.
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism
“Bad Moon”
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