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Reviews/Criticism
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I hate
The Lone Ranger
as much as
The Lone Ranger
hates
The Lone Ranger
.
Devin Faraci
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“The Lone Ranger”
Beware geeks bearing scripts.
Anonymous
Reviews/Criticism
Headline to a film review of “Troy”
The director, whose name is Pitof, was probably issued with two names at birth and would be wise to use the other one on his next project.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Catwoman”
I think that the film
Clueless
was very deep; I think it was deep in the way that it was very light; I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.
Alicia Silverstone
(1976 – ) American actress
Reviews/Criticism
Clueless
I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Seven Days In Utopia”
Less an exercise in catharsis than an obstacle course of premise-heavy, flashback-drenched plot points, it’s an emotional flat-liner…
James Adams
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“My Sister’s Keeper”
I have been told that Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.
Edgar Wilson Nye
(1850 – 1896) American journalist
Reviews/Criticism
Of composer Richard Wagner
It’s a thing, not a movie –- if, that is, you believe a movie should be more than an accumulation of prankish set-pieces flimsily strung over 80 skimpy minutes.
James Adams
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Brüno”
Amateurishness can have its charms. But when it doesn’t, it looks very much like this excruciatingly farcical, alleged romantic comedy…
James Adams
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“The Corner Shop”
Watching
Mad Dog Time
is like waiting for the bus in a city where you're not sure they have a bus line.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
From “Mad Dog Time” review
“House Beautiful”
is the play lousy.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Reviews/Criticism
On a theater marquee
The play “House Beautiful”
This movie is a perfect example of what happens when no one’s career is actually on the line.
The Movie Guys
(movie reviews at themovieguys.net)
Reviews/Criticism
“Prometheus”
There’s not a scene… that isn’t awful.
Mark Palermo
American writer & film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Because I Said So”
It is easier to pull down than to build up.
Latin proverb
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
The weird part about the advertising for
Midnight in Paris
is that it wasn't at all presented as some kind of time travel fantasy, which meant I left my aviator goggles and opium ampoules at home.
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism
“Midnight in Paris”
This show may well exist on a plane where the awesomely terrible is equivalent to the terribly awesome.
Troy Patterson
American film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Bionic Woman”
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Reviews/Criticism
Adverse conditions
Also George S. Kaufman
Beethoven always sounds to me like the upsetting of a bag of nails, with here and there also a dropped hammer.
John Ruskin
(1819 – 1900) English art critic, social thinker, poet & artist
Entertainment
Music
Reviews/Criticism
Beethoven
The battle was lost several movies earlier.
Spyder Darling
musician & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
Review of “Battle For The Planet Of The Apes”
She appeared to be suffering from: ‘Fallen archness.’
Henry Adams
(1838 – 1918) journalist, historian, academic & novelist
Reviews/Criticism
Of Helen Hayes
Wet she’s a star; dry she ain’t.
Fanny Brice
(1891 – 1951) comedian, singer, theater & film actress
Acting
Reviews/Criticism
On Esther Williams
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