Subject: Reviews/Criticism (Page 9)

I hate The Lone Ranger as much as The Lone Ranger hates The Lone Ranger.

film critic

Beware geeks bearing scripts.

The director, whose name is Pitof, was probably issued with two names at birth and would be wise to use the other one on his next project.

(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter

I think that the film Clueless was very deep; I think it was deep in the way that it was very light; I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

(1976 – ) American actress

I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.

(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter

Less an exercise in catharsis than an obstacle course of premise-heavy, flashback-drenched plot points, it’s an emotional flat-liner…

film critic

I have been told that Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.

(1850 – 1896) American journalist

It’s a thing, not a movie –- if, that is, you believe a movie should be more than an accumulation of prankish set-pieces flimsily strung over 80 skimpy minutes.

film critic

Amateurishness can have its charms. But when it doesn’t, it looks very much like this excruciatingly farcical, alleged romantic comedy…

film critic

Watching Mad Dog Time is like waiting for the bus in a city where you're not sure they have a bus line.

(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter

“House Beautiful” is the play lousy.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

This movie is a perfect example of what happens when no one’s career is actually on the line.

(movie reviews at themovieguys.net)

There’s not a scene… that isn’t awful.

American writer & film critic

It is easier to pull down than to build up.

The weird part about the advertising for Midnight in Paris is that it wasn't at all presented as some kind of time travel fantasy, which meant I left my aviator goggles and opium ampoules at home.

(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)

This show may well exist on a plane where the awesomely terrible is equivalent to the terribly awesome.

American film critic

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Beethoven always sounds to me like the upsetting of a bag of nails, with here and there also a dropped hammer.

(1819 – 1900) English art critic, social thinker, poet & artist

The battle was lost several movies earlier.

musician & film reviewer

She appeared to be suffering from: ‘Fallen archness.’

(1838 – 1918) journalist, historian, academic & novelist

Wet she’s a star; dry she ain’t.

(1891 – 1951) comedian, singer, theater & film actress