Subject: Science/Weather » Cold

The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold, I almost got married.

(1920 – 2006) American actress

It was so cold… when we milked the cows, we got ice cream.

Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.

(1925 – 2005) television host

It was so cold… polar bears were buying fur coats.

If the thermometer had been an inch longer we’d all have frozen to death.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

The most serious charge which can be brought against New England is not Puritanism but February.

(1893 – 1970) American writer, critic & naturalist

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

professional baseball player

It was so cold… we didn't clean the house – we just defrosted it.

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

Everything is cold except what should be.

Four of us slept in the one bed; when it got cold, mother threw on another brother.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

It was an ideal day for football – too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

I went to Moscow once; it was so cold at night one guy fell out of bed and broke his pajamas.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

It was so cold… the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.

It was so cold… flashers were just describing themselves.

It was so cold… we had lunch at the "Greasy Spoon" – just for the heartburn.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

It was so cold… politicians stopped blowing hot air.

It was so cold… the kids at school were using flannel notebooks.