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Subject:
Science/Weather
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Cold
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It was so cold… the politicians had their hands in their
own
pockets.
Anonymous
Cold
Exaggerations
Science/Weather
Four of us slept in the one bed; when it got cold, mother threw on another brother.
Bob Hope
(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Cold
People
Self
Childhood
Poverty
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Cold
Science/Weather
Temperature
I went to Moscow once; it was so cold at night one guy fell out of bed and broke his pajamas.
Bob Hope
(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Cold
Places
Science/Weather
Moscow
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