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It was so hot in Beverly Hills, people were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.

Matt Wohlfarth

American comedian

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

Anonymous

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

But if you figure in the wind chill factor, it’s only 102.

Dave Marr

professional golfer

Golf Heat Science/Weather Sports On a 104 degree temperature

It's so hot, you can lay an egg on the sidewalk.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Heat Science/Weather TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Joe E. Lewis

(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer

Golf Heat Science/Weather Sports

It is so hot… I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

Anonymous

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.

Anonymous

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

Anonymous

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour; sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute; that’s relativity.

Albert Einstein

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

Heat Science/Weather Theory of Relativity

I like to play in the low 70′s… if it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

Bob Hope

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Golf Heat Science/Weather Sports

It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

Anonymous

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.

Bobby Jones

professional golfer

Golf Heat Science/Weather Sports On being told that the temperature in a tournament was 105 degrees in the shade

It is so hot… Ed is actually putting ice in his Scotch.

Johnny Carson

(1925 – 2005) television host

Heat Science/Weather Exaggerations

It is so hot… Dick Cheney waterboarded himself.

David Letterman

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

Heat Science/Weather Dick Cheney Exaggerations

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Anonymous

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It is so hot… no shirt, no pants, no problem.

Anonymous

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It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

Anonymous

Expressions Heat Science/Weather Temperature

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

Anonymous

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

Anonymous

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It is so hot… I saw a robin dipping his worm in iced tea.

Johnny Carson

(1925 – 2005) television host

Heat Science/Weather Exaggerations

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

Anonymous

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Subject: Science/Weather » Heat

It was so hot in Beverly Hills, people were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

But if you figure in the wind chill factor, it’s only 102.

It's so hot, you can lay an egg on the sidewalk.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

It is so hot… I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour; sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute; that’s relativity.

I like to play in the low 70′s… if it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.

It is so hot… Ed is actually putting ice in his Scotch.

It is so hot… Dick Cheney waterboarded himself.

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

It is so hot… no shirt, no pants, no problem.

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

It is so hot… I saw a robin dipping his worm in iced tea.

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.