Subject: Science/Weather » Heat

It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.

In India, ‘cold weather’ is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door knob and weather which only makes it mushy.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour; sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute; that’s relativity.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

It is so hot… I saw a robin dipping his worm in iced tea.

(1925 – 2005) television host

I like to play in the low 70′s… if it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

It was so hot in Beverly Hills, people were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.

American comedian

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

It's so hot, you can lay an egg on the sidewalk.

(1971 – ) American actress

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

It is so hot… no shirt, no pants, no problem.

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

It is so hot… I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.

professional golfer

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer

It is so hot… Ed is actually putting ice in his Scotch.

(1925 – 2005) television host

It is so hot… Dick Cheney waterboarded himself.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host