Subject: Science/Weather » Heat

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

It is so hot… Ed is actually putting ice in his Scotch.

(1925 – 2005) television host

In India, ‘cold weather’ is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door knob and weather which only makes it mushy.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.

professional golfer

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer

It is so hot… Dick Cheney waterboarded himself.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

It is so hot… I saw a robin dipping his worm in iced tea.

(1925 – 2005) television host

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour; sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute; that’s relativity.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

It was so hot in Beverly Hills, people were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.

American comedian

It is so hot… no shirt, no pants, no problem.

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

It's so hot, you can lay an egg on the sidewalk.

(1971 – ) American actress

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.

It is so hot… I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.

I like to play in the low 70′s… if it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor