Subject: Science/Weather » Heat

It is so hot… I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour; sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute; that’s relativity.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

It is so hot… I saw a robin dipping his worm in iced tea.

(1925 – 2005) television host

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

But if you figure in the wind chill factor, it’s only 102.

professional golfer

I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.

professional golfer

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

I like to play in the low 70′s… if it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

It was so hot in Beverly Hills, people were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.

American comedian

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer

It's so hot, you can lay an egg on the sidewalk.

(1971 – ) American actress

It is so hot… no shirt, no pants, no problem.

In India, ‘cold weather’ is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door knob and weather which only makes it mushy.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.