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(1925 – 2005) television host

Heat Science/Weather Exaggerations

It is so hot… I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

Anonymous

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It is so hot… Dick Cheney waterboarded himself.

David Letterman

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

Heat Science/Weather Dick Cheney Exaggerations

In India, ‘cold weather’ is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door knob and weather which only makes it mushy.

Mark Twain

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Heat Science/Weather India

I like to play in the low 70′s… if it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

Bob Hope

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Golf Heat Science/Weather Sports

It is so hot… no shirt, no pants, no problem.

Anonymous

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It is so hot… I saw a robin dipping his worm in iced tea.

Johnny Carson

(1925 – 2005) television host

Heat Science/Weather Exaggerations

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour; sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute; that’s relativity.

Albert Einstein

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

Heat Science/Weather Theory of Relativity

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

Anonymous

Expressions Heat Science/Weather Temperature

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Joe E. Lewis

(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer

Golf Heat Science/Weather Sports

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

Anonymous

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It's so hot, you can lay an egg on the sidewalk.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Heat Science/Weather TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

Anonymous

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It was so hot in Beverly Hills, people were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.

Matt Wohlfarth

American comedian

Heat Science/Weather Beverly Hills Diet

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

Anonymous

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

Anonymous

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

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Subject: Science/Weather » Heat

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.

It is so hot… Ed is actually putting ice in his Scotch.

It is so hot… I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

It is so hot… Dick Cheney waterboarded himself.

In India, ‘cold weather’ is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door knob and weather which only makes it mushy.

I like to play in the low 70′s… if it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

It is so hot… no shirt, no pants, no problem.

It is so hot… I saw a robin dipping his worm in iced tea.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour; sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute; that’s relativity.

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

It's so hot, you can lay an egg on the sidewalk.

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

It was so hot in Beverly Hills, people were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.