Subject: Science/Weather (Page 14)

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

professional baseball player
Animals Cold Science/Weather

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

Science/Weather

Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts; our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.

(1919 – 2000) Canadian prime minister & politician
Canada Hockey Places Science/Weather Sports

Hotter than a depot stove

Expressions Science/Weather

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Food/Drink Proverbs Science/Weather Time

Brace Yourselves for a Good 12 inches!

Headlines Science/Weather

We’re not used to weather in June in this country.

professional football player, coach & executive
England Misspokements Places Science/Weather

There are two kinds of light — the glow that illumines, and the glare that obscures.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist
Science/Weather

Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom’s apple pie.

(1926 – 1991) American television journalist
Baseball Science/Weather Sports

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer
Science/Weather

What really matters is the name you succeed in imposing on the facts – not the facts themselves.

Facts Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Art Democracy Government Science/Weather

If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.

Facts Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

The direction of take-off will be opposite that of the final destination.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Science Fiction: Fairy tales for nerds.

Communication Definitions Science/Weather

Science: An orderly arrangement of what, at the moment, seems to be the facts.

Beliefs Definitions Facts Science/Weather

Without geography you're nowhere.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman
Places Science/Weather

Remember folks, stop lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.

(1948 – 1990) comedian
Autos Science/Weather Things

In Seattle, they have a saying: 'If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes and then shoot yourself in the face.'

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian
Places Science/Weather

It was so cold… my shadow froze to the sidewalk.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

Psychology: The science that tells you what you already know in words you can’t understand.

Definitions Science/Weather