Subject: Science/Weather (Page 15)

It was so cold… I chipped a tooth on my soup.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

Headlines Science/Weather

Yes, but when I discovered it, it stayed discovered.

(1936 – 2013) American mathematician
Science/Weather

Spring is natures way of saying, “Let's party!"

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Science/Weather

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
America Places Science/Weather

I don’t know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan’s Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Intelligence Mind Science/Weather

It was so cold… when we milked the cows, we got ice cream.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

Nothing puzzles me more than time and space; and yet nothing troubles me less, as I never think about them.

(1775 – 1834) English critic & essayist
Characteristics Science/Weather Time

Equations are the devil’s sentences.

(1964 – ) comedian, political satirist, writer & television host
Science/Weather

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Autos Science/Weather Situations Things

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Food/Drink Proverbs Science/Weather Time

Infinity – where no-one can get, but where all lines meet.

Science/Weather

While the difficulties and dangers of problems tend to increase at a geometric rate, the knowledge and manpower qualified to deal with these problems tend to increase linearly.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Science/Weather

I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold, I almost got married.

(1920 – 2006) American actress
Cold England Places Science/Weather

Autumn is the most beautiful time of the year to the person who has no leaves to rake.

Science/Weather

And tonight norther areas can expect incest and rain – I’m sorry, incessant rain.

Misspokements Science/Weather

What does the word 'meteorologist' mean in English? It means 'liar.'

(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright
Occupations Science/Weather Work

It was so cold… my shadow froze to the sidewalk.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

Remember folks, stop lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.

(1948 – 1990) comedian
Autos Science/Weather Things