Subject: Science/Weather (Page 16)

It was so cold… politicians stopped blowing hot air.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Cold Science/Weather

Beer math is 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

Beer Science/Weather

Science is Truth. Don't be misled by fact.

Beliefs Facts Honesty Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Truth

It was so cold… I chipped a tooth on my soup.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

Archaeology is the science that proves you can’t keep a good man down.

Science/Weather Wordplay

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.

(1947 – ) American philosopher of science
Animals Science/Weather

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer
Science/Weather

It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Heat Malaprops Science/Weather Yogi-isms

I took a physics course that was so hard I couldn't find the classroom.

comedian
Education School Science/Weather

1. An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.
2. An object at rest will be in the wrong place.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Things

It’s not an optical illusion; it just looks like one.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Science/Weather

There will be a procession next Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the monastery; but if it rains in the afternoon, the procession will take place in the morning.

Church Bulletins Science/Weather

Free Advice: Bundle Up When Out In the Cold

Cold Headlines

Equations are the devil’s sentences.

(1964 – ) comedian, political satirist, writer & television host
Science/Weather

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Places Science/Weather

Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Beliefs Religion Science/Weather

I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold, I almost got married.

(1920 – 2006) American actress
Cold England Places Science/Weather

I am an expert of electricity; my father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Science/Weather

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer
Golf Heat Science/Weather Sports