Subject: Science/Weather (Page 17)

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.

(1972 – ) American actress & former model

OK, so what’s the speed of dark?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight; blue sky at night… day.

Humorist

I played as  much golf as I could in North Dakota, but summer up there is pretty short. It usually falls on Tuesday.

professional golfer

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

Styrofoam is biodegradable; you people are just impatient.

American comedian & writer

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Genetic Engineering: Tampering with chromosomes so that science might develop a new miracle cure or a rabbit that plays the banjo. –

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.

American entrepreneur

I am an expert of electricity; my father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Chance of Rain Today Depends On Where You LIve

The climate of England has been the world’s most powerful colonizing impulse.

Art is science made clear.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.

(1947 – ) American philosopher of science