Subject: Science/Weather (Page 17)

Space isn’t remote at all; it’s only an hours drive away if your car could go straight upwards.

(1915 – 2001) English astronomer & mathematician
Science/Weather

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music… and of aviation.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter
Entertainment Music Science/Weather

And tonight norther areas can expect incest and rain – I’m sorry, incessant rain.

Misspokements Science/Weather

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Science/Weather Things

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Science/Weather

Architecture is the art of how to waste space.

(1906 – 2005) architect
Science/Weather

Science Fiction: Fairy tales for nerds.

Communication Definitions Science/Weather

Sleet: A slipcover.

Definitions Science/Weather

What does the word 'meteorologist' mean in English? It means 'liar.'

(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright
Occupations Science/Weather Work

The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn’t there the second time.

(1940 – ) American ventriloquist, comedian & actor
Science/Weather

I have the oldest typewriter in the world; it types in pencil.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Science/Weather Things

Styrofoam is biodegradable; you people are just impatient.

American comedian & writer
Science/Weather Time

Everything else causes cancer in rats.

Animals Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Science/Weather

I have the heart of a child; I keep it in a jar on my shelf.

(1917 – 1994) American writer
Children Science/Weather