Subject: Science/Weather (Page 17)

Physics is like sex; sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.

(1918 – 1988) American physicist
Science/Weather Sex

It was so cold… the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

The thing with high-tech is that you always end up using scissors.

(1937 – ) English painter, printmaker, stage designer & photographer
Science/Weather

Psychology: The science that tells you what you already know in words you can’t understand.

Definitions Science/Weather

A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Science/Weather

Statistician: A person who can draw a mathematically precise line from an unwarranted assumption to a foregone conclusion. 

Definitions Occupations Science/Weather

Sleet: A slipcover.

Definitions Science/Weather

Megahertz: this is a really, really big hertz.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Science/Weather

It is so dry… I caught a catfish that had ticks on him.

Exaggerations Science/Weather

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Places Science/Weather

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there; hunters would be all confused.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Animals Science/Weather

Inertia: Tendency of a skier’s body to resist changes in direction or speed due to the action of Newton’s First Law of Motion.

Definitions Science/Weather

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

(1942 – ) Scottish comedian, musician & actor
Places Science/Weather

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It was so cold… my shadow froze to the sidewalk.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather