Subject: Science/Weather (Page 3)

Ever notice how random chance always picks you for jury duty, but not to win the lottery?

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Science/Weather Situations

Winter: The time of year when it gets later earlier.

Definitions Science/Weather

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music… and of aviation.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter
Entertainment Music Science/Weather

Infinity – where no-one can get, but where all lines meet.

Science/Weather

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.

Science/Weather Situations

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

(1894 – 1963) English writer
Past Science/Weather Time

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Science/Weather Things

It was so cold… I chipped a tooth on my soup.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

Trees that grow in smoggy cities are needed to make carbon paper.

comedian
Science/Weather

I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold, I almost got married.

(1920 – 2006) American actress
Cold England Places Science/Weather

The sky is falling… no, I'm tipping over backwards.


Science/Weather Situations

How does Teflon stick to the pan?

Science/Weather

Computing power increases as the square of the cost; if you want to do it twice as cheaply, you have to do it four times slower.

Computers Money Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Situations Things

It was so cold… flashers were just describing themselves.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

Math Anxiety: An intense lifelong fear of two trains approaching each other at speeds of 60 and 80 mph.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions Science/Weather

Like other occult techniques of divination, the statistical method has a private jargon deliberately contrived to obscure its methods from nonpractitioners.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Intelligence Places Science/Weather Stupidity

OK, so what’s the speed of dark?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Science/Weather

Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the
 road an hour.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Autos Science/Weather Things

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

(1957 – ) English actor, writer, journalist, comedian & film director
Animals Science/Weather