Subject: Science/Weather (Page 4)

The climate of England has been the world’s most powerful colonizing impulse.

England Government Places Science/Weather

I ran into Isosceles; he has a great idea for a new triangle!

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Science/Weather

I am an expert of electricity; my father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Science/Weather

Everything is cold except what should be.

Cold Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
Education Facts Science/Weather

Sleet: A slipcover.

Definitions Science/Weather

1. An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.
2. An object at rest will be in the wrong place.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Things

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Appearance Clothing Science/Weather

Large Celestial Object Stuns Astronomers

Headlines Science/Weather

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks grey?

(1973 – ) American comedian
Animals Science/Weather

Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which otherwise require harder thinking.

(1920 – 2011) American scientist & professor
Science/Weather

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways; but he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)
Beliefs God Science/Weather

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It was so cold… my shadow froze to the sidewalk.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

It is so hot… Ed is actually putting ice in his Scotch.

(1925 – 2005) television host
Heat Science/Weather

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Beliefs Religion Science/Weather

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Places Science/Weather Things

Bodies in motion tend to remain in motion; bodies at rest tend to remain in bed.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Free Advice: Bundle Up When Out In the Cold

Cold Headlines

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Science/Weather