Subject: Science/Weather (Page 5)

I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you?

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist
Appearance Body Science/Weather

I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold, I almost got married.

(1920 – 2006) American actress
Cold England Places Science/Weather

It was so cold… my shadow froze to the sidewalk.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

A rolling stone gathers momentum.

Science/Weather Situations

In Alaska, we have just two seasons — this winter and next winter.

(1897 – 1991) American Air Force General
Places Science/Weather

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
Education Facts Science/Weather

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

What really matters is the name you succeed in imposing on the facts – not the facts themselves.

Facts Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Every scientific truth goes through three states: first, people say it conflicts with the Bible; next, they say it has been discovered before; lastly, they say they always believed it.

(1807 – 1873) paleontologist, glaciologist & geologist
Beliefs Facts Science/Weather

Science is an intellectual dead end, you know? It’s a lot of little guys in tweed suits cutting up frogs on foundation grants.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Science/Weather TV/Movie Quotes

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Food/Drink Proverbs Science/Weather Time

Drug: A substance that, when injected into a guinea pig, produces a scientific paper.

Activities Definitions Drugs Science/Weather

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Intelligence Places Science/Weather Stupidity

A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.

Science/Weather

The climate of England has been the world’s most powerful colonizing impulse.

England Government Places Science/Weather

Show me an archaeologist, and I’ll show you a man who practices skull drudgery.

Science/Weather Wordplay

Art is science made clear.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Art Science/Weather

It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

There are only two seasons – winter and baseball.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter
Baseball Science/Weather Sports

I played as  much golf as I could in North Dakota, but summer up there is pretty short. It usually falls on Tuesday.

professional golfer
Science/Weather