Subject: Science/Weather (Page 6)

Cancun Temps Plunge to 100-Year Record Low During ‘Global Warming’ Summit!

Headlines Science/Weather

It was a dry rain.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Science/Weather Yogi-isms

Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the
 road an hour.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Autos Science/Weather Things

In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it’s modern architecture.

(1929 – ) British television & radio critic
Science/Weather

Equations are the devil’s sentences.

(1964 – ) comedian, political satirist, writer & television host
Science/Weather

1. An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.
2. An object at rest will be in the wrong place.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Things

In creating the human brain, evolution has wildly overshot the mark.

(1905 – 1983) Hungarian-British author & journalist
People Science/Weather

Science has always been too dignified to invent a good backscratcher.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Science/Weather Things

It is best to read the weather forecast before we pray for rain.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication Intelligence Science/Weather

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication Facts Language Science/Weather

Cosmologists are often in error, but never in doubt.

(1908 – 1968) Soviet physicist
Occupations Science/Weather Work

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.

(1917 – ) English physicist & science fiction author
Computers Science/Weather Sex Things

Maybe I’m lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Science/Weather Situations

In mathematics you don't understand things… you just get used to them.

(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician
Intelligence Science/Weather Understanding

Show me an archaeologist, and I’ll show you a man who practices skull drudgery.

Science/Weather Wordplay

Trees that grow in smoggy cities are needed to make carbon paper.

comedian
Science/Weather

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer
Golf Heat Science/Weather Sports

The sun has been there for 500, 600 years.

American baseball player
Baseball Science/Weather Sports Time

The vehicle in front of you is traveling slower than you are.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

It was so cold… the kids at school were using flannel notebooks.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

It is so hot… Ed is actually putting ice in his Scotch.

(1925 – 2005) television host
Heat Science/Weather