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Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Tom Lehrer

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist

Science/Weather

Yes, but when I discovered it, it stayed discovered.

Lawrence Shepp

(1936 – 2013) American mathematician

Science/Weather On being told that a piece of work had duplicated an earlier mathematician’s work

We’re not used to weather in June in this country.

Jimmy Hill

professional football player, coach & executive

England Misspokements Places Science/Weather

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Evan Esar

(1899 – 1995) humorist

People Science/Weather Zoo

1. An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.
2. An object at rest will be in the wrong place.

Gerrold’s Laws of Infernal Dynamics

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Things Directions Motion

Cosmologists are often in error, but never in doubt.

Lev Landau

(1908 – 1968) Soviet physicist

Occupations Science/Weather Work Cosmologists

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science; Dennis Rodman is only one example.

Dave Barry

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Science/Weather Dennis Rodman Strange phenomena

Megahertz: this is a really, really big hertz.

Dave Barry

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Science/Weather Megahertz

Sleet: A slipcover.

Anonymous

Definitions Science/Weather Sleet

Psychology: The care of the id by the odd.

Anonymous

Definitions Health Science/Weather Psychology

Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one’s living at it.

Albert Einstein

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

Money Science/Weather Work

First rate mathematicians choose first rate people, but second rate mathematicians choose third rate people.

André Weil

(1906 – 1998) French mathematician

Occupations Science/Weather Work Mathematicians

In creating the human brain, evolution has wildly overshot the mark.

Arthur Koestler

(1905 – 1983) Hungarian-British author & journalist

People Science/Weather Evolution

I put tape on the mirrors in my house, so that I won’t accidentally walk through another dimension.

Steven Wright

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Science/Weather Situations Dimensions Mirrors

I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you?

James Thurber

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist

Appearance Body Science/Weather Gender

Science: An orderly arrangement of what, at the moment, seems to be the facts.

Anonymous

Beliefs Definitions Facts Science/Weather

It’s absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer; we have men, we’ve got rockets, we’ve got Saran Wrap – FIX IT!

Problems Science/Weather Ozone layer

It's like I disprove evolution and intelligent design at once.

Brian Clevinger

(1978 – ) American comic writer

Appearance Body People Science/Weather Self Evolution Intelligent design

On the downside, it's loaded with sexual predators; on the plus side, it's also loaded with sexual prey.

Demetri Martin

(1973 – ) American comedian

Crime Science/Weather Sex Internet On the dangers of Myspace

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music… and of aviation.

Tom Stoppard

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter

Entertainment Music Science/Weather Aviation Beethoven

Every scientific truth goes through three states: first, people say it conflicts with the Bible; next, they say it has been discovered before; lastly, they say they always believed it.

Louis Agassiz

(1807 – 1873) paleontologist, glaciologist & geologist

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Subject: Science/Weather (Page 6)

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Yes, but when I discovered it, it stayed discovered.

We’re not used to weather in June in this country.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

1. An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.
2. An object at rest will be in the wrong place.

Cosmologists are often in error, but never in doubt.

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science; Dennis Rodman is only one example.

Megahertz: this is a really, really big hertz.

Sleet: A slipcover.

Psychology: The care of the id by the odd.

Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one’s living at it.

First rate mathematicians choose first rate people, but second rate mathematicians choose third rate people.

In creating the human brain, evolution has wildly overshot the mark.

I put tape on the mirrors in my house, so that I won’t accidentally walk through another dimension.

I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you?

Science: An orderly arrangement of what, at the moment, seems to be the facts.

It’s absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer; we have men, we’ve got rockets, we’ve got Saran Wrap – FIX IT!

It's like I disprove evolution and intelligent design at once.

On the downside, it's loaded with sexual predators; on the plus side, it's also loaded with sexual prey.

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music… and of aviation.

Every scientific truth goes through three states: first, people say it conflicts with the Bible; next, they say it has been discovered before; lastly, they say they always believed it.