Subject: Science/Weather (Page 9)

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.

(1972 – ) American actress & former model

There's no place like home.com!

Maybe I’m lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

A rolling stone gathers momentum.

Never change your plans because of the weather.

Distant relatives are the best kind, and the further the better.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

We should go metric every inch of the way.

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

professional baseball player

My God, we've had cloning in the South for years… it's called cousins.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

Anything, no matter how bad, will sound good if played at a very high volume for a short time.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

As I looked out into the night sky, across all those infinite stars, it made me realize how insignificant they are.

(1937 – 1995) English satirist, writer & comedian

The rain was coming down in droves!

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

There are two kinds of light — the glow that illumines, and the glare that obscures.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist

The National Academy of Sciences would be unable to give a unanimous decision if asked whether the sun would rise tomorrow.

(1932 – ) American biologist & educator

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it rains.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

I went to Moscow once; it was so cold at night one guy fell out of bed and broke his pajamas.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Normally you have news, weather and travel, but not on snow day, on snow day news is weather is travel.

(1976 – ) English comedian & actor

It ain't a fit night out for man or beast.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer