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Science/Weather
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I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.
Cameron Diaz
(1972 – ) American actress & former model
Intelligence
Science/Weather
Gravity
There's no place like home.com!
Proverb
Science/Weather
Internet
Technology
Maybe I’m lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Science/Weather
Situations
Directions
Speed
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
Anonymous
Science/Weather
Situations
Rolling stones
Never change your plans because of the weather.
Kent Family Law
Murphy’s Laws
Science/Weather
Distant relatives are the best kind, and the further the better.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Family
Science/Weather
Distance
Relatives
We should go metric every inch of the way.
Anonymous
Language
Science/Weather
Metric system
It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.
Mickey Rivers
professional baseball player
Animals
Cold
Science/Weather
My God, we've had cloning in the South for years… it's called cousins.
Robin Williams
(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
America
Places
Relationships
Science/Weather
Cloning
South
It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Heat
Science/Weather
Anything, no matter how bad, will sound good if played at a very high volume for a short time.
Culshaw's First Principle of Recorded Sound
Murphy’s Laws
Science/Weather
Sound
Volume
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Appearance
Clothing
Science/Weather
Dressed
Eternal nothingness
As I looked out into the night sky, across all those infinite stars, it made me realize how insignificant they are.
Peter Cook
(1937 – 1995) English satirist, writer & comedian
Science/Weather
Stars
The rain was coming down in droves!
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Science/Weather
Rain
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Animals
Cold
Football
Intelligence
Places
Sports
Sharks
There are two kinds of light — the glow that illumines, and the glare that obscures.
James Thurber
(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist
Science/Weather
Light
The National Academy of Sciences would be unable to give a unanimous decision if asked whether the sun would rise tomorrow.
Paul Ehrlich
(1932 – ) American biologist & educator
Science/Weather
Indecision
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it rains.
Robert Frost
(1874 – 1963) American poet
Money
Science/Weather
Bank
Umbrella
I went to Moscow once; it was so cold at night one guy fell out of bed and broke his pajamas.
Bob Hope
(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Cold
Places
Science/Weather
Moscow
Normally you have news, weather and travel, but not on snow day, on snow day news is weather is travel.
Michael McIntyre
(1976 – ) English comedian & actor
Science/Weather
News
Snow
It ain't a fit night out for man or beast.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Science/Weather
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