Subject: Science/Weather (Page 9)

There's no place like home.com!

I put tape on the mirrors in my house, so that I won’t accidentally walk through another dimension.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

I don’t believe in astrology… I’m a Sagittarian, and we’re skeptical.

(1917 – ) English physicist & science fiction author

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.

(1972 – ) American actress & former model

Large Celestial Object Stuns Astronomers

Science has always been too dignified to invent a good backscratcher.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

My God, we've had cloning in the South for years… it's called cousins.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

It is so hot… no shirt, no pants, no problem.

I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.

professional golfer

The remaining distance to your chosen campsite remains constant as twilight approaches.

Science is an intellectual dead end, you know? It’s a lot of little guys in tweed suits cutting up frogs on foundation grants.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

I am an expert of electricity; my father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

It was so cold… when we milked the cows, we got ice cream.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

It was a dry rain.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Space is almost infinite; as a matter of fact, we think it is infinite.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Normally you have news, weather and travel, but not on snow day, on snow day news is weather is travel.

(1976 – ) English comedian & actor

Styrofoam is biodegradable; you people are just impatient.

American comedian & writer

I’d like the window that says “Are you sure you want to do this? “OK/Cancel” to pop up less often on my computer and more in my real life.