Subject: Signs

Signs:

Humorous signs of all kind – including business names, protest signs, bumper stickers, items of apparel, printed instructions, labels and menus.

I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?

Please turn off the lights when not using them. Thanks a watt

Now Hiring Now – Right Now We’re Hiring Now.

FOUND – Gay dog – was crossing Dundas St. on Saturday, July 14th… won’t stop humping my dog! Please come get ‘em. Call 778-….

Diaper Changing Station • Just a reminder… always stay with your baby when using this table.

WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.

Wine Not

My Comedy Channel – Fox News

My News Channel Comedy Central

No Trees or Branches – Wood Only

DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out

Look before driving.

Shitto Hotly-spiced Peppers

To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.

Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine

Get a Little John – The Traveling Urinal – Holds 2–1/2 Bottles of Beer

Swift, courteous self-service

Remove plastic before eating.

Buy the Pound

Please Do Not Annoy, Torment, Pester, Plague, Mokest, Worry, Bedger, Harry, Harass, Heckle, Persecute, Irk, Bullyrag, Vex, disquiet, Grate, Beset, Bother, Tease, Nettle, Tantalize, or Ruffle the Animals

Protest Signs Are An INEFFECTUAL Way Of Communicating NUANCED VIEWS On Issues That CANNOT & SHOULD NOT Be Reduced to SIMPLE PITHY SLOGANS

PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.