Subject: Signs

Signs:

Humorous signs of all kind – including business names, protest signs, bumper stickers, items of apparel, printed instructions, labels and menus.

Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service

Welcome to 99¢ Plaza – Everything 99¢ or Less & Up

You Shit It… We Get It

Directions: Use like regular soap.

Derry Air

Hair Bandits

Pull Out & SAVE up to $600

Tired of the same old diet plans that don't work? Try this one!

Super G String Cheese

Sorry, We are CLOSED Due to Short Staff
and posted underneath
Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!

Some materials may irritate sensitive skin. Please look at the materials if you believe this may be the case. Materials: Covering: 100% Unknown Stuffing: 100% Unknown

Feats of Clay

Access hole only – not intended for use in lifting box.

Do Not Stand On the Turtle

Do not lean on gate for it occurs you Trouble.

This Is The Gate of Heaven – Enter Ye All by This Door. (This Door is Kept Locked Because of the Draft. Please Use Side Door.)

7 watt – Blue bulb – Intermediate Base – for holiday lights and signs. – Last approximately 1,000 hours. – Dura aproximadamente 2,000 horas.

Where a Flush Beats a Full House

Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine

Dinner Choices – 1. Take it 2. Leave it

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.