Subject: Signs

Signs:

Humorous signs of all kind – including business names, protest signs, bumper stickers, items of apparel, printed instructions, labels and menus.

Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.

No Loose Women

Access hole only – not intended for use in lifting box.

Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.

A Flush Beats A Full House!

This item does not rust.

Bob’s Nozzle Service

Not a Through Street • Evacuation Route

Jock's Trap Lounge

In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.

Belt your family. It's the law.

CAUTION – This Machine Has No Brain – Use Your Own

You! Off my planet!

Not to be Used for the Other Use

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

Husband Day Care Center – Need time to relax? – Need time to yourself? – Want to go shopping? – Leave your husband with us! We look after him for you! You only pay for his drinks!

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

Caution – Heavy Plant Crossing

Trelawny Gun Club – No Shooting

U.K. Suck Cess