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Subject:
Signs
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Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!
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Signs
On opposite sides of a drink cooler in a grocery store
Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]
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Signs
In a High School in NJ
Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…
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Signs
Outside a building
The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah
Church sign
Signs
Burningtown Fire District
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Signs
In North Carolina
For the Sick and Tired Of the Episcopal Church
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Signs
At a New York nursing home
What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Battery may explore or leak.
Label
Signs
On a battery
Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free
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Signs
At a church
No muff too tough for us!
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Signs
At a muffler shop
Little grass is having rest, please don’t disturb them.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Keep Off the Grass” sign in China
WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects
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Signs
Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring
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Signs
We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile
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Signs
On menu of a Chinese restaurant
Somewhat Disabled
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Signs
At parking space
CELEBRATE CANADA DAY • Wax Your Beaver • Bikini Wax $20
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Signs
Warning: High in sodium
Label
Signs
On a container of salt
Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69
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Signs
Entering Paradise, Glad You Made It
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Signs
In Paradise Michigan
Please Do Not Litter! – This Area Is Subject to Perminant Closing If Litter Becomes a Problem [sic]
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Signs
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