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Subject:
Signs
(Page 10)
Advance Employment – Services & Waste Management are currently seeking laborers for early outdoor shits in Clare County. Positions start at…
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Signs
We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile.
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Signs
On the menu of a Chinese restaurant
Remove plastic before eating.
Label
Signs
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
For the Sick and Tired Of the Episcopal Church
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Signs
At a New York nursing home
Sorry – We’re OPEN
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Signs
Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber
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Signs
On trucks of a plumbing company in Pennsylvania
Last Chance to Get Gas Before Christmas
Business name
Signs
Along a road
Referring to Christmas Michigan
Having Fun Prohibited
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in China
To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.
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Signs
Notice in a doctor’s waiting room
Toy Weapons Must Be Checked at Ticket Counter
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Signs
In an airport
NO AMENSTY [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Sleep with someone you know.
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Signs
Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Massachusetts
The courtesy phone is temporarily out of service. For assistance please call 503-849….
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Signs
If you are stolen, call the police at once.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A mass transportation sign in China
This ice may be cold
Label
Signs
On a Slush Puppy cup
Body & Sole
Business name
Signs
Several salons and spas
KIDS EAT FREE – LIVE CLOWNS – EVERY TUES – 6:30 TO 8:30
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Signs
At a restaurant
Seven Eights Liquors
Business name
Signs
Liquor store in Bloomington Minnesota with phone number of 888-8888
Remember, Objects in the Mirror Are Actually Behind You
Signs
Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.
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Signs
A public park no skateboarding sign
Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
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