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Advance Employment – Services & Waste Management are currently seeking laborers for early outdoor shits in Clare County. Positions start at…

We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile.

Remove plastic before eating.

For the Sick and Tired Of the Episcopal Church

Sorry – We’re OPEN

Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber

Last Chance to Get Gas Before Christmas

To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.

Toy Weapons Must Be Checked at Ticket Counter

NO AMENSTY [sic]

Sleep with someone you know.

The courtesy phone is temporarily out of service. For assistance please call 503-849….

This ice may be cold

Body & Sole

KIDS EAT FREE – LIVE CLOWNS – EVERY TUES – 6:30 TO 8:30

Seven Eights Liquors

Remember, Objects in the Mirror Are Actually Behind You

Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.

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