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Beware of Invisibility

Signs Street sign

Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.

Signs On a flower pot

No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals

There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.

Signs Outside a church

Thank You Fox News for Keeping Us Infromed [sic]

If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.

Unfiltered Drinking Water

Signs On a water fountain in a Chinese hotel

You shall not piss! – Sign taped onto an out-of-order urinal

Signs Sign taped across an out-of-order urinal

Leviticus Also Said “No Hair Cuts” But I Guess We Are Skipping That One

Beliefs Religion Signs The Bible

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

Signs In a Norwegian lounge

Park At Your Own Risk Due To Possible Limb Failure

Signs Of surrounding trees

Do Not Stand On the Turtle

Signs Near a zoo turtle statue

Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.

Signs On a box of pills.

Wendy’s – Now Hiring Fulltime Losers

Please DO NOT Flush Toilet Paper Down the Toilet

Signs In a restroom

Cash Transactions 57.*% Off

Signs At a flea market

Birth Certifict [sic] Where Obama Where

BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…

Not for human consumption.

Signs Black rubber fishing worm