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Subject:
Signs
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This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Label
Signs
On a Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
Safe for carpets, too!
Label
Signs
On Woolite® carpet cleaner
KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN
Highway sign
Signs
Highway sign
Caution – No Warning Signs
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?
Bumper sticker
Education
Signs
College
NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You Have Had Twice as Long to Get the Money
Sign
Signs
B O, Every Saturday Night, 6:30 pm
Sign
Signs
Ad for Bingo at an American Legion Post
Counter Fitters
Sign
Signs
On a cabinetmaker’s truck
Wok-N-Roll
Business name
Signs
Chinese restaurant in Yarmouth Massachusetts
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!
Translation
Signs
Translations
Hour Place
Business name
Signs
Clock store in Capitola CA
Crummy Plumbing Company
Business name
Signs
In Ocean Shores Washington
Beat Diabetes – Buy 5 Jr. Frostys For $1
Sign
Signs
Soul Food Served Here
Sign
Signs
At a church
Broken English Spoken Perfectly
Sign
Signs
Seen at a store in the Yucatan Peninsula
The Codfather
Business name
Signs
Various fish and chip shops in the UK
Kills all kinds of insects… Warning: this product is harmful to bees.
Label
Signs
On an can of insecticide
WARNING: Contents flammable!
Label
Signs
On a container of lighter fluid
The shadiest cocktail bar in Bangkok.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Rehab is for quitters.
Bumper sticker
Signs
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