Subject: Signs (Page 10)

Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!

Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]

Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…

The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl. 

Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah

Burningtown Fire District

For the Sick and Tired Of the Episcopal Church

What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? – God

Battery may explore or leak.

Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free

No muff too tough for us!

WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects

Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring

We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile

Somewhat Disabled

CELEBRATE CANADA DAY • Wax Your Beaver • Bikini Wax $20

Warning: High in sodium

Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69

Entering Paradise, Glad You Made It

Please Do Not Litter! – This Area Is Subject to Perminant Closing If Litter Becomes a Problem [sic]