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Subject:
Signs
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Fold Top Down. Cross Legs. Collapse.
Label
Signs
Instructions inside a portable voting booth
Frisky Business
Business name
Signs
Numerous pet groomers and adult boutiques
Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.
Sign
Signs
In a loan company window
Five Santa Clauses – No Waiting
Sign
Signs
In a toy department
Used Beer Department
Sign
Signs
Over a restaurant restroom
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Instructions
Signs
On a box of pills.
Beauty and the Beach
Store name
Signs
Kitchen Helf Wated
Sign
Signs
We thank him to discover their head before of entering to this enclosure
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Mexico
If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench
Sign
Signs
At a health club
B M U P
Sign
Signs
Painted on road ahead of a speed bump
Nobody reads billboards…. But you just did :)
Billboard
Signs
On a highway near Austin TX
No Children Allowed
Sign
Signs
At a Florida maternity ward
And Honolulu is NOT in Kenya
Protest sign
Signs
Referring to Obama's birthplace
If Door Does Not Open – Do Not Enter
Sign on Building
Signs
Time Wounds All Heels
Sign
Signs
In a podiatrist's window
Erectile Dysfunction – New Fast-Acting Oral Therapy – Specializing in Sexual Health & Medicine 813-….
Sign
Signs
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Bumper sticker
Signs
B&B LIQUORS – Party Store/Beer & Wine • The Liver is Evil – It Must Be Punished
Sign
Signs
On the whole, I am rather gruntled
Protest sign
Signs
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