Subject: Signs (Page 11)

When You Are In Him and He Is In You, Great Things Occur

Peace A Pizza

WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.

Less Rhetoric – More Cowbell!

Say No to Socilism [sic]

Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair

Great Buns

Today’s Special – Buy one Fish & Chips for the price of two and receive a second Fish & Chips ABSOLUTELY FREE!

DO NOT use microwave and toaster oven at the same time. It will throw Earth out of orbit and we’ll plummet into the sun. Thank you.

Hidden Cache

Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.

Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.

The Best Vitamin for a Christian is B1

Little Hope Baptist Church

It’s about time I got out of that cookie.

Tank Heaven For Little Grills

Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!

Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Time Wounds All Heels

Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.

Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help