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Subject:
Signs
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NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!
Sign
Signs
At an Applebee's restaurant
Those who use stolen credit cards will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Sign
Signs
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.
Instructions
Signs
On a bottled drink
Advance Employment – Services & Waste Management are currently seeking laborers for early outdoor shits in Clare County. Positions start at…
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Signs
Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT
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Signs
On the whole, I am rather gruntled
Protest sign
Signs
STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING
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Signs
Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Nuts Landing
Business name
Signs
In California
Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.
Sign
Signs
On a plumber’s truck
Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.
Bumper sticker
Signs
NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You Have Had Twice as Long to Get the Money
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Signs
Servers Wanted All You Can Eat 4–9 PM
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Signs
At a restaurant
Barking
British town name
Signs
Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car
Sign
Signs
We’ll Floor U
Business name
Signs
Tile installation in Florida
Bong Recreation Area
Sign
Signs
I 94
Kenosha County Wisconsin
Mental Health Prevention Center
Sign
Signs
In a New York medical building
Know Knew Books
Business name
Signs
A used book store in Palo Alto CA
Obama Commander and Theif [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Rising Loafer
Store name
Signs
Bakery shops
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