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Subject:
Signs
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Sorry, We are CLOSED Due to Short Staff
and posted underneath
Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!
Sign
Signs
Do not use near fire or flame.
Label
Signs
On a can of Sterno®
UNITED METHODIST CHURCH– George St. at Livingston Ave, New Brunswick Church School Classes 9:30 am, Morning Worship 11:00 am – “WHIPS AND CHAINS AND WORSHIP” Maundy Thursday – April 13th
Sign
Signs
At a church
Warning – Battery Has Been Removed
Sticker
Signs
In the battery compartment of a fire alarm UNDER where the battery should be
NO PARKING Violators Will Be Ticketed
Sign
Signs
In Madison Wisconsin
Hair Asylum
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
We are open on Labor Day.
Sign
Signs
In a maternity clothes store
The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl.
Fortune cookie
Signs
After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
Sign
Signs
Please look down for lizard before opening this door. • Lizards live at the bottom of this door.
Sign
Signs
WARNING – Fasten Bra Straps and Remove Dentures – Very Bumpy Road
Sign
Signs
Do not eat.
Label
Signs
On a slip of paper in a stereo box– referring to the styrofoam packing
The Dirty Hoe – Garden Shed
Business name
Signs
Please Don’t Throw any Odds and Ends Into the Pond
Translation
Signs
Translations
Over a sink in the China
99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm
Sign
Signs
WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
For Old Dimes Sake
Sign
Signs
At a coin shop
Eat Here and Get Gas
Sign
Signs
At restaurant/gas station
Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.
Label
Signs
In the manual for a jet ski
H.W. Brown Gun Show – Martin Luther King Festival
Sign
Signs
On the marquis for the Crystal Coast Civic Center Morehead City NC
GENUINE FAKE WATCHES
Sign
Signs
In a store window
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