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Signs
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When You Are In Him and He Is In You, Great Things Occur
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Signs
At a church
Peace A Pizza
Business name
Signs
Pizza store chain
WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.
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Less Rhetoric – More Cowbell!
Protest sign
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Say No to Socilism [sic]
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Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair
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Great Buns
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Bakery in Las Vegas
Today’s Special – Buy one Fish & Chips for the price of two and receive a second Fish & Chips ABSOLUTELY FREE!
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DO NOT use microwave and toaster oven at the same time. It will throw Earth out of orbit and we’ll plummet into the sun. Thank you.
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Signs
Hidden Cache
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In Ottawa
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Instructions
Signs
On a box of pills.
Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.
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The Best Vitamin for a Christian is B1
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Little Hope Baptist Church
Church sign
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Outside a church in Van Zandt County Texas
It’s about time I got out of that cookie.
Fortune cookie
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Tank Heaven For Little Grills
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At a propane filling station
Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!
Translation
Signs
Translations
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Label
Signs
Auto-Shade Windshield Visor
Time Wounds All Heels
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Signs
In a podiatrist's window
Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.
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Signs
Translation of a small American company’s clothing label in France.
Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help
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Signs
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