Subject: Signs (Page 11)

How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

Warning – Please Look Under Your Vehicle for Penguins

No Black Raven Parking – Violators will be Towed

A Flush Beats a Full House!

Power to the People.

Buster Cherry’s Orchard

WARNING – Feed A Pigeon – Lose a Finger

Please turn off the lights when not using them. Thanks a watt

3 Words that will save the economy – Gay Bridal Registry

NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!

Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms

Mystic Inn – Free Music Saturdays – Bring Your Own CD’s to Play – 7 pm

CAUTION – Protruding Sign

Living to explode the salt to frying the meat

Eyebrow Free Methodist Church

Material Wool 20% Unknown 70% Other 10%

Den of Antiquities

Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Instructions: usage known.

Shoplifters Will Be Beaten, Stabbed and Stomped • Survivors Will Be Prosecuted