Subject: Signs (Page 11)

NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!

Those who use stolen credit cards will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

Advance Employment – Services & Waste Management are currently seeking laborers for early outdoor shits in Clare County. Positions start at…

Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT

On the whole, I am rather gruntled

STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING

Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

Nuts Landing

Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.

Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.

NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You Have Had Twice as Long to Get the Money

Servers Wanted All You Can Eat 4–9 PM

Barking

Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car

We’ll Floor U

Bong Recreation Area

Mental Health Prevention Center

Know Knew Books

Obama Commander and Theif [sic]

Rising Loafer