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Little Miss Muffin

Signs Chicago IL

Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk

Signs On a timer which causes the lights to flash once a day

Get Stuffed

Signs A taxidermist’s shop in London

Fatal Restaurant

Signs In Hungary

Every Dog Has Its Daycare, Inc.

Signs In Emeryville CA

SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking

DANGER! To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted.

Signs On an electrical tower

Teabaggers Leave a Bad Taste In My Mouth

Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers

Signs Outside a church

Blotter Paper Will No Longer Be Available Until the Public Stops Taking It Away

Signs In a library

The Best Vitamin For a Christian Is B1

Signs At a church

Don't Kill Wour Wife – Let Our Washing Machine Do the Dirty Work

Signs At a Kentucky appliance store

Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!

Signs Translations

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.

Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]

Signs Froggy’s Towing

The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.

Signs At a restaurant in Oklahoma

Thanks for flushing our business down the drain!

Signs On a septic tank truck

CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE

Slow – Children at Play
Hunting with Shotgun Only

Adjoining signs

My Dog Can Lick Anyone