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Subject:
Signs
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Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).
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Signs
On a restaurant window
You’ll like our grade of honey – it’s bee-plus.
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Signs
At a bee farm
Birth Certifict [sic] Where Obama Where
Protest sign
Signs
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
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Signs
On a septic tank truck in Oregon
Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.
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Signs
Not Dishwasher Safe
Label
Signs
On a RCA television remote control
Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a Japanese restaurant
Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…
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Signs
Free Juice Packet – $0.35
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Signs
At a gas station in Orlando FL
Your Driver is: Anass Rhammar – Gratuities Appreciated
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Signs
In a cab
Wash & Vacuum Senior Citizens $15.98
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Signs
Outside a carwash
Chick out →
Signs
Signs
Translations
At a store in China
In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.
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Signs
Less Rhetoric – More Cowbell!
Protest sign
Signs
Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere
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Signs
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Ask About Our Plans For Owning Your Home
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Signs
At a loan company office
Been burglarized? Get alarmed!
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Signs
At a home security business
Just a shade better.
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Signs
On an awning manufacturer’s door
The Best Vitamin for a Christian is B1
Church sign
Signs
Look before driving.
Label
Signs
On the dashboard of a mail truck
Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles
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Signs
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