Subject: Signs (Page 11)

Sorry, We are CLOSED Due to Short Staff
and posted underneath
Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!

Do not use near fire or flame.

UNITED METHODIST CHURCH– George St. at Livingston Ave, New Brunswick Church School Classes 9:30 am, Morning Worship 11:00 am – “WHIPS AND CHAINS AND WORSHIP” Maundy Thursday – April 13th

Warning – Battery Has Been Removed

NO PARKING Violators Will Be Ticketed

Hair Asylum

We are open on Labor Day.

The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl. 

After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

Please look down for lizard before opening this door. • Lizards live at the bottom of this door.

WARNING – Fasten Bra Straps and Remove Dentures – Very Bumpy Road

Do not eat.

The Dirty Hoe – Garden Shed

Please Don’t Throw any Odds and Ends Into the Pond

99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm

WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT

For Old Dimes Sake

Eat Here and Get Gas

Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.

H.W. Brown Gun Show – Martin Luther King Festival

GENUINE FAKE WATCHES