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Subject:
Signs
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How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
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Signs
At a dry cleaner shop
Warning – Please Look Under Your Vehicle for Penguins
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Signs
No Black Raven Parking – Violators will be Towed
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Signs
A Flush Beats a Full House!
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Signs
On a plumbing van in the Cincinnati area
Power to the People.
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Signs
At an electric company
Buster Cherry’s Orchard
Store name
Signs
CD title and group name
Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in a tailor's shop
WARNING – Feed A Pigeon – Lose a Finger
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Signs
Please turn off the lights when not using them. Thanks a watt
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Signs
At a hotel
3 Words that will save the economy – Gay Bridal Registry
Protest sign
Signs
NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!
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Signs
At an Applebee's restaurant
Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms
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Signs
Mystic Inn – Free Music Saturdays – Bring Your Own CD’s to Play – 7 pm
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Signs
CAUTION – Protruding Sign
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Signs
Broken sign protruding from a building
Living to explode the salt to frying the meat
Translation
Signs
Translations
On a menu in China
Eyebrow Free Methodist Church
Church sign
Signs
At a church in Eyebrow Saskatchewan
Material Wool 20% Unknown 70% Other 10%
Label
Signs
On a parka
Den of Antiquities
Business name
Signs
Numerous antiques stores
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Label
Signs
On pepper spray
Instructions: usage known.
Instructions
Signs
On a container of black pepper.
Shoplifters Will Be Beaten, Stabbed and Stomped • Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
Sign
Signs
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