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Subject:
Signs
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No stopping or standing.
Sign
Signs
At a bus stop
Prayer – Wireless Access to God With No Roaming Fee
Sign
Signs
At a church
Bacon Free Library
Sign
Signs
In Natick Massachusetts
100% COTTON – Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine cleach. Tumble dry medium. Medium hot iron. Do not iron print. – OR – Give It to Your Wife
Sign
Signs
An apparel label
If you are stolen, call the police at once.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A mass transportation sign in China
Sign Not In Use
Sign
Signs
Road sign
Phat Fuc Noodle Bar
Store name
Signs
Chain of noodle bars
Caution, butt head against the wall
Translation
Signs
Translations
Please don’t throw up in the urinal
Signs
Signs
Over a urinal in Taiwan
Plastering contractor
Business name
Signs
Band name
Helping kids read gooder • Hooked on Phonics
Sign
Signs
On a billboard
Now Hiring Now – Right Now We’re Hiring Now.
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Signs
Large banner outside a building
Hungary-Man Dinners – Selected Varieties…
Sign
Signs
[sic]
I’m Not Threatened By Your Post-Secondary Education
Protest sign
Signs
Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk
Sign
Signs
On back of a Danny’s Septic Service truck
A Pane in the Glass
Business name
Signs
Glassworks in Naples Florida
No Loitering or Prowling
Sign
Signs
Directors Cut
Sign
Signs
Name of an English hair salon
On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened
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Signs
Historical marker
Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends.
Sign
Signs
Biggs Septic Tank Service near Nashville TN
THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed
Sign
Signs
At a home
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