Subject: Signs (Page 12)

Parking for drive-through customers only.

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In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly.

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Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

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WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).

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Vinyl Resting Place

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Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign

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Manning Motel – Weekly Rapes Available

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T-bone Steak $1 [In fine print underneath] With meat $12

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Service Department– Rates – $10/hour
If you watch – $15/hour
If you help – $20/hour

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The Frying Scotsman

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Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles

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Bye Bye Bifocals

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Pizza the Action

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For your convenience and safety, the restrooms are located through the lingerie department.

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Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.

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Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer

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Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive

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These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.

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To cross street push button at night.

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Spraying of water chicken food

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Before taking this medication, tell your doctor or pharmacist if you are allergic to it.

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