Subject: Signs (Page 12)

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In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.

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Protest Signs Are An INEFFECTUAL Way Of Communicating NUANCED VIEWS On Issues That CANNOT & SHOULD NOT Be Reduced to SIMPLE PITHY SLOGANS

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7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.

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Obama Lier [sic] in Chief – Got a Birth Certificate?

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Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere

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SOCCER NOT ALLOWED – Soccer May Only Be Played in Archery Range

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Born Again Auto Sales

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Fairhaven Honey Wagon

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DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law

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CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles

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If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.

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Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

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Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care

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100% COTTON – Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine cleach. Tumble dry medium. Medium hot iron. Do not iron print. – OR – Give It to Your Wife

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Please… NEUTER YOUR PETS and Weird Friends & Relatives

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Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets

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Manely Hair

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Give Blood – 8 Billion Mosquitos Can’t Be Wrong

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Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you

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Emergency Foot Surgery – Walk-ins Welcomed

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