Subject: Signs (Page 12)

Slow – Children at Play
Hunting with Shotgun Only

Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace

Free Parking ($1.50 per day)

The early bird gets the worm; special shoppers' luncheon before 11 a.m.

Suppose you can get what you want.

Your Hole Is Our Goal

In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

CANDY 95… We're number one among those who say we're their favorite radio station!

CAUTION – Blade Extremely Sharp! Keep Out of Children

Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Unfiltered Drinking Water

QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$

The Hop Yard

The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.

Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.

FOUND – Gay dog – was crossing Dundas St. on Saturday, July 14th… won’t stop humping my dog! Please come get ‘em. Call 778-….

Tattoos • HURT • Do Not Bitch, Whine, Ask to Stop or Pass Out