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Subject:
Signs
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Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →
Sign
Signs
Outside an amusement park ride
Pass Gas
Business name
Signs
Alongside the road
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
Sign
Signs
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes"
Label
Signs
Located just underneath another announcement – To close: place tab here.
On a box of Frosted Cheerios
Lee King
Business name
Signs
A plumber in England
Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements
Sign
Signs
Welcome to Accident
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Signs
A town in Maryland
God Saw What You Did
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Filthy Stinking Rich – Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad
Bumper sticker
Signs
Parking For Drive-Thru Service Only
Sign
Signs
This Is Not a Brothel • There Are No Prostitutes at this Address
Sign
Signs
On the door of a building
Do not use as ear plugs.
Label
Signs
On Silly Putty®
Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.
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Signs
Pork The One You Love
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Signs
Billboard for Sask Pork
Swift, courteous self-service
Signs
At a cafeteria
Hung Far Low
A Chinese restaurant in Portland OR
Signs
April 27th at 3 pm … join us as we commit our
cows
to each other…
In a wedding invitation
Signs
Carlos O'Kelly's
Business name
Signs
Mexican Cafe in Wichita Kansas
I Want It All and I Want It Delivered
Bumper sticker
Signs
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Label
Signs
On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? —–> (U R)
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
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