Subject: Signs (Page 12)

Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →

Pass Gas

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes"

Lee King

Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements

Welcome to Accident

God Saw What You Did

Filthy Stinking Rich – Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

Parking For Drive-Thru Service Only

This Is Not a Brothel • There Are No Prostitutes at this Address

Do not use as ear plugs.

Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.

Pork The One You Love

Swift, courteous self-service

Hung Far Low

April 27th at 3 pm … join us as we commit our cows to each other…

Carlos O'Kelly's

I Want It All and I Want It Delivered

Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? —–> (U R)