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Subject:
Signs
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Slow – Children at Play
Hunting with Shotgun Only
Adjoining signs
Signs
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
Sign
Signs
In a Tokyo shop
No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Free Parking ($1.50 per day)
Sign
Signs
At a parking lot in Ocean City MD
The early bird gets the worm; special shoppers' luncheon before 11 a.m.
Sign
Signs
In a Michigan restaurant
Suppose you can get what you want.
Fortune cookie
Signs
To Take Notice of Safe – The Slippery Are Very Crafty
Translation
Signs
A caution sign in Japan
Your Hole Is Our Goal
Driver Drilling Company Inc.
Signs
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Label
Autos
Signs
In a car manual
CANDY 95… We're number one among those who say we're their favorite radio station!
Sign
Signs
KNDE 95.1 FM College Station Texas
CAUTION – Blade Extremely Sharp! Keep Out of Children
Translation
Signs
Translations
Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant
Sign
Signs
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Unfiltered Drinking Water
Sign
Signs
On a water fountain in a Chinese hotel
QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$
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Signs
Buy one dog, regular price, get one flea…
Sign
Signs
Sign in Chinese pet store
The Hop Yard
Business name
Signs
An alehouse & grill
The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.
Sign
Signs
At a zoo exhibit
Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.
Sign
Signs
In a laundry room
FOUND – Gay dog – was crossing Dundas St. on Saturday, July 14th… won’t stop humping my dog! Please come get ‘em. Call 778-….
Sign
Animals
Dogs
Signs
Tattoos • HURT • Do Not Bitch, Whine, Ask to Stop or Pass Out
Sign
Signs
Outside a tattoo shop
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