Subject: Signs (Page 12)

Swift, courteous self-service

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE

Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire

My way is the highway. – God

Tanning, Saw Sharpening & Groceries

Mother Truckers

How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!

Get Government Out of Medecine [sic]

No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals

Classic Pooh Spreaders – Spread the charm of Pooh just about anywhere with these beautifully crafted stainless steel spreading knives…

General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer

Your One Stop Shop! Beer Ammo and Liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!

Drain Surgeons

Do not look into laser with remaining eye.

Java the Hut

GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area

I threat you! I challenge you meet me on the roof tonight for a duet!

Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers

BEDSIDE MANOR