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Subject:
Signs
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DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law
Sign
Signs
Buoys and Gulls.
Sign
Signs
Nautical themed restrooms
NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You Have Had Twice as Long to Get the Money
Sign
Signs
Legal Grounds Coffeehouse
Business name
Signs
Name of shop next door to law offices
HELP WANTED – All Shifts – We Pay More Then the NYPD
Sign
Signs
At an Exxon station
Saturday: 12 noon to 12pm.
Sign
Signs
At a University Center
Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a Japanese restaurant
Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Shake well and buy often
Label
Signs
Silk Soy Milk
Floral & Hardy
Business name
Signs
Flower and gift shop in Oklahoma City
Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69
Sign
Signs
He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Excessive dust may be irritating to
shin
and eyes.
Label
Signs
On a tube of agarose powder – used to make gels
FuKing Restaurant
Business name
Signs
Numerous Oriental restaurants
PIANO PLAYER WANTED – MUST HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF OPENING CLAMS
Sign
Signs
Ice Cold Ice – 2/$5
Sign
Signs
Help! We Need Inn–Experienced People
Sign
Signs
Outside a hotel
Use Your Inside Voice
Protest sign
Signs
Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.
Sign
Signs
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon
You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed
Sign
Signs
At a golf course
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