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Subject:
Signs
(Page 13)
Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.
Sign
Signs
Sign on a front door
You’ll like our grade of honey – it’s bee-plus.
Sign
Signs
At a bee farm
My Family's Nuts
Business name
Signs
Nut shops
Brief Moments
Sign
Signs
Name of an English lingerie shop
Children Left Unattended Will Be Towed At Parents Expense
Sign
Signs
Hair & Their
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
Wok-N-Roll
Business name
Signs
Chinese restaurant in Yarmouth Massachusetts
Don’t Give Away My Daugters’ [sic] Future!
Protest sign
Signs
Welcome – Inuman Elementary School
Sign
Signs
Name of a school in the Philippines
Mane Attraction
Store name
Signs
A beauty parlor
Signs Are Not Permitted in Viva Cuba Garden
Sign
Signs
A sign in the Garden
In Missouri
Elephant Butte Inn
Sign
Signs
An inn in New Mexico
Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself – regardless of the facts.
Sign
Signs
At a fitness center
Watch Your Head
Sign
Signs
On a roller coaster
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Label
Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
The Fee is $6.50 for altered, $9.00 for unaltered, and $2.00 for citizens over 65.
Label
Signs
On combination car registration/pet license renewal form
Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Emergency Foot Surgery – Walk-ins Welcomed
Sign
Signs
At an Amelia Island FL podiatrist’s office
Made In China
Sign
Signs
Printed underneath a picture of an American flag
Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine
Sign
Signs
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