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Subject:
Signs
(Page 13)
Run like Anything!
Sign
Signs
Emergency Evacuation Plan posted in an office building
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Get Stuffed
Business name
Signs
A taxidermist’s shop in London
Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!
Translation
Signs
Translations
SOCCER NOT ALLOWED – Soccer May Only Be Played in Archery Range
Sign
Signs
Wok N Roll
Business name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in England
Gone KIting
Business name
Signs
Kite shop
GENUINE FAKE WATCHES
Sign
Signs
In a store window
Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.
Sign
Signs
On a prescription label
Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Open 9 Days a Week
Sign
Signs
In a grocery store
Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends
Sign
Signs
On a tanker truck
If You Don’t Believe In Government, Perhaps You Shouldn’t Run For It
Protest sign
Signs
Bickers & Bickers
Business name
Signs
A Murrysville PA husband & wife law firm
Sorry – We’re OPEN
Sign
Signs
Swift, courteous self-service
Signs
At a cafeteria
Weiner & Cox
Business name
Signs
Southfield MI
Invest in an underground condominium.
Sign
Signs
Cemetery plots
The Fee is $6.50 for altered, $9.00 for unaltered, and $2.00 for citizens over 65.
Label
Signs
On combination car registration/pet license renewal form
Beauty and the Bistro
Store name
Signs
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