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Subject:
Signs
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Please Drive Safely – Unmarked Nuclear Warheads Travel These Roads – Keep Our Children Radiation-Free!
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Signs
Please only fill Condoms to 1/3 capacity
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Signs
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For patient safety, patients are not allowed to buy food from the cafeteria.
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In a hospital
Please Use Other Door – Emergency Use Only Due to Slapped Door
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S C E N I C V I E W [closed]
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On I-90 in Washington State
One shoe shined absolutely free.
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At a shoe shine stand
Dumfart
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Name on a tombstone
Boneless Bananas 89¢
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Your Driver is: Anass Rhammar – Gratuities Appreciated
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In a cab
Cash Transactions 57.*% Off
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At a flea market
Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)
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At a park
Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”
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At Disneyland
Mr. Brain’s 2 Pork Faggots
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Signs
Translations
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Food packaging
No Children Allowed
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At a Florida maternity ward
BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS
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Signs
Please Use Middle Door
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Signs
Posted on the left of two doors
Inexpensive, Quality Daycare – Openings Day and Night
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Signs
On a front yard in York Maine
Do Not Rattle Playfully at the Shutter Button
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Signs
In the instruction manual for a Canon camera
English Tootering
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Signs
In front of a small language school in Vancouver British Columbia
Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95
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On a menu
JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL
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Signs
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