Subject: Signs (Page 13)

DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law

Buoys and Gulls.

NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You Have Had Twice as Long to Get the Money

Legal Grounds Coffeehouse

HELP WANTED – All Shifts – We Pay More Then the NYPD

Saturday: 12 noon to 12pm.

Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends

Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven

Shake well and buy often

Floral & Hardy

Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69

He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes.

FuKing Restaurant

PIANO PLAYER WANTED – MUST HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF OPENING CLAMS

Ice Cold Ice – 2/$5

Help! We Need Inn–Experienced People

Use Your Inside Voice

Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.

You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.

Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed