Subject: Signs (Page 13)

Run like Anything!

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Get Stuffed

Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures

Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!

SOCCER NOT ALLOWED – Soccer May Only Be Played in Archery Range

Wok N Roll

Gone KIting

GENUINE FAKE WATCHES

Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.

Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

Open 9 Days a Week

Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends

If You Don’t Believe In Government, Perhaps You Shouldn’t Run For It

Bickers & Bickers

Sorry – We’re OPEN

Swift, courteous self-service

Weiner & Cox

Invest in an underground condominium.

The Fee is $6.50 for altered, $9.00 for unaltered, and $2.00 for citizens over 65.

Beauty and the Bistro