Subject: Signs (Page 13)

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?

Caution • This building may rotate without warning

One of Us, or Perhaps Both of Us, May Be Correct

The Best Little Hair House Salon • CRUNCHY FEET? SPA PEDICURES BY GLENDA 437-….

Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own

Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)

If Door Does Not Open Do Not Enter

This Is Not a Good Sign

The US of A Constution [sic] Lives – We are Awake Now!!

Yumi

Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

Bed – Small Pox – Mirror – Floor

Salvation Guaranteed – or Your Sins Cheerfully Refunded!

Fawcett Inn

Watch Out! Blind Man Driving!

Hell’s Kitchen Catering

Cafe Diem

We Bye Used Cars