Subject: Signs (Page 13)

Garden of Eat’en

Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…

No stopping or standing.

Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back

Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

You! Off my planet!

WENDY’S – IN MEMORY OF DAVE – WE WILL MISS YOU – NOW HIRING

Quality Inn – Se Habla Espanol Most of the Time

Warning to Tourists – Do Not Laugh At the Natives

He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

Temperance Liquors

Den of Antiquities

The Hop Yard

Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.

Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money

24 HR DENTIST • EVERYTHING $1.98

Why Buy New Cars, When You Can Buy • A.B.USED CARS • in A NO HAGGLE – NO HASSLE CAR LOT

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk

NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted