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Subject:
Signs
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Garden of Eat’en
Store name
Signs
Restaurant name in St. John’s Newfoundland
Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…
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Signs
No stopping or standing.
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Signs
At a bus stop
Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back
Sign
Signs
On a subway car
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Label
Signs
On an air conditioner
You! Off my planet!
Bumper sticker
Signs
WENDY’S – IN MEMORY OF DAVE – WE WILL MISS YOU – NOW HIRING
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Signs
Quality Inn – Se Habla Espanol Most of the Time
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Signs
Warning to Tourists – Do Not Laugh At the Natives
In Pocatello Idaho
Signs
He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Temperance Liquors
Business name
Signs
In Schroeder MN
Den of Antiquities
Business name
Signs
Numerous antiques stores
The Hop Yard
Business name
Signs
An alehouse & grill
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Label
Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
Bumper sticker
Signs
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
Label
Signs
On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy
Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money
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Signs
24 HR DENTIST • EVERYTHING $1.98
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Signs
Why Buy New Cars, When You Can Buy • A.B.USED CARS • in A NO HAGGLE – NO HASSLE CAR LOT
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Signs
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk
Bumper sticker
Signs
NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted
Sign
Signs
Along a road
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